CD COLLECTION:::
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i dick m the f table - Aquarius / Let the Sunshine In
(Filed under "id m theft able").
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id m theft able - As A.T. Beheld / Hits From The RON Sack
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id m theft able - A ♥ Named Spooky
id m theft able, one of my favorite musicians of all time... I've been putting off this next
section of CDs for a while, partially because I wanted to take a break, partially because I knew I'd have a *lot* to
talk about on id m theft able and I just haven't had the largest amount of free time in recent months. So this album
was originally released as an okcupid profile, then much later on Bandcamp and I guess at some point CDrs and Tapes
were made of it so I ordered one along with a bunch of other Mang-disc stuff. This one's especially weird (well, on
top of it being an Ok-Cupid exclusive for a little while) because it's id m's piano ballads album - which in id m
theft able's signature style is still *very* stimmy, very weird, very dissonant, and not even all the tracks are
piano balldas (see track 6 for a squeaking swing set, and the following track 7 for a bizarre drone + rain + vocals
session). Improvised vocals that are vaguely romantic, slower and I guess more tonal drones / piano, it's a good
album, not great. But it's definitely one of the more wildly experimental and unique id m theft able albums out
there... if id m theft able could even get any more experimental.
7/10
id m theft able - Babb's Bridge
Babb's Bridge is in a weird sort of way id m theft able's magnum opus, though it's definitely
not representative of all the majesty he has to deliver; I just mean to say that this is the big high effort album
that was pressed on 500 vinyl copies so it's the one everyone's heard. And I mean it's good, but this album hasn't
always been the one I return to the most often or have the most memories of. For the most part, it's a fairly
standard id m theft able album, with a fair mix of harsh sound collage tracks, mouth noises, and bizarre stimmy
moments, just mastered for vinyl this time. And I don't totally *love* the mastering on this one, mostly because
it's a bit tinny and metallic and harsh (see also: a lot of Deerhoof albums). Most memorable part is the big band
sample on Gasps and Asterisks which is followed by that strange punch sound effect that for the longest time I
could've sworn was from a Faust track and ended up getting super frustrated that I couldn't figure out where it was
from until I relistened to this album last year. Also the part where he reads all the graffiti on the inside of
Babb's Bridge, except that's a Bandcamp exclusive track.
7/10
i'd m thfft able - Her Blood / Blood Blood
(Filed under "id m theft able"). I'm not starting out this list by making the best case for
id m theft able being one of my favorite artists of all time becuase I'll be completely honest, I don't totally get
this one. I'm not totally sure what's going on to begin with. It's like a live show, except he's invited maybe his
friends to it and they're singing along to something bizarre. Maybe he's holding up signs for them to read and say?
There's also like a 5 year old kid there? And I'll be real, he's hilarious when he speaks, definitely my favorite
part of the CD, but the entire first disc is like sorta-directed crowd noises. The second disc is cooler cause it's
more of a traditional id m theft able live show with mouth noises and sound collage and a lot of the radio. And the
kid's still there and presumably the crowd is still there. There's not really much of a description on the inside of
the packaging either, other than it was recorded live at Ferry Village, South Portland, Maine, September 2012.
orila.net describes it as "Here, he performs for folks in their backyard, an intimate event with the kids and
audience joining in (both spontaneously and by invite)." I don't really get it, but it's interesting.
6/10
id m theft able - IF YOU TRAVEL AROUND THE COUNTRY, YOU KNOW THAT WATER QUALITY VARIES WIDELY
At some point, id m theft able went and remade new editions of a bunch of super old CDrs and
he's just selling them on Discogs for pretty cheap. I INTEND to get all of them at some point, I just need a bit more
money, you know how it is. There's currently 3 more he's selling that I don't have and a few other scattered copies
of things other people are selling that I'd like to have (usually just split or collaborative albums, but still).
This copy of Teeth Teething I'd especially like... This album's a more standard id m theft able album, minus the
fact that there's a 30 minute track just in the middle of it (though he used to make a lot longer tracks than now),
but it's cool, fairly average for the guy, but probably mind-blowing if you've never heard anything he's done. Lots
of sound collage, EAI, no input mixer, harsh scratching sounds, long samples of kids' songs, pretty much everything
you can expect from an id m theft able album, though this being an earlier one definitely shows signs of
imperfection that he's since improved massively on. Not one I return to often because it's honestly not that
notable, but idk, maybe it's still a cool introduction or something. Still not making the best case as to why this
guy's one of my favorite musicians ever but oh well, better albums come up soon.
7/10
id m theft able - I'm On Flourescence
Since I got this as one of my Christmas CDs years ago (probably one of the only people to
ever recieve id m theft able CDs as a Christmas gift), this album's had its time to grow on me and while I didn't
love it at first, I've definitely started to understand it as time goes on. Like the previous record (Water Quality),
there's a lot of quiet, more EAI moments than I'm used to on id m theft able records, but I think with the way these
odd digital bleeps and bloops and vocal samples are interlaced in between everything makes for a really engaging
listen. This first 20 minute track is mostly fumbling in your ears, weird bleeps and bloops, and what sounds to be
porn samples? But they're not very clear, it's just like once or twice you can hear "fucking pig", no moaning or
anything, so it's not super explicit. Near the end, this starts to really ramp up as the bleeps start to get more
tonal, more frequent, and more video-gamey, and then you start to get the classic id m theft able Stims like him
repeating "test, test, my headphones, my headphones are dead" over and over again. And it starts to build up this
incredible intensity along with these absurd stims. But that's how pretty much all of these tracks go. Unlike other
id m albums, this one sorta lacks variety, but that in a way makes it easier to grasp what's going on? Each track
is relatively quiet and empty compared to other id m tracks, but that's still with a massive asterisk on it because
there's definitely loud and unrestricted moments. And most of the record is like random ASMR fumbling in the ears,
but there's still crazy harsh digital sounds everywhere too. As well as repetitive stimmy samples in and out of
every which direction. There's an amazing part of track 4 that I never realized was id m theft able's normal
mouth noises, but actually CD skipped this time. And actual Oval style CD skipping at the end of track 6! And
like many other id m theft able albums, the last track is a near-perfect combination of sounds that on paper
shouldn't work together, but sound absolutely fantastic when presented in this context together: layers of toy
pianos, melancholy singing from Skot, the bleeps from earlier are much louder and a have a lot more different
sounds to them, light CD skipping. Definitely the loudest track on the album and even though all of these sounds
definitely just loop, it's still wildly interesting to hear them all and how they interweave with each other.
Also, "put on your coat, we're leaving" ended up being one of a few phrases me and a friend would say to each
other in jazz band when bored, because I randomly said it to him one day and it stuck (there's a few titles that
ended up like that that I can't totally remember off the top of my head). I
don't often return to this album because of how esoteric it can be at times, but there's some real skill
displayed here and it's definitely worth a listen once you're more seasoned with this incredibly unique style of
music. Maybe listen to some of his best works first though.
8/10
ib m theft adle - 'intendo innuendo w/an inuit in it
(Filed under "id m theft able").
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id m theft able - Leaving The Keyboard That Plays Itself Down By The River Between 2:30 AM And 3:30 AM August 3rd, 2017
id m theft able has lately (the past few years lately, basically since 2017) been almost
entirely exclusively interested in taking the field recording genre to its extreme, trying to come up with as many
ideas to innovate simply-recording-an-environment-without-any-real-influence as possible including this piece in
which a broken keyboard is left outside, an 8 disc set themed around leaving percussion objects out in the rain for
the gods to play, leaving harps out in the snow (featured later on this page), leaving a microphone inside of a tuba
out near water bodies, and probably definitely more I'm forgetting about. So it's about 67 minutes of that,
completely unedited recording of exactly what the title says. I think it's for sure interesting, trying to be
inventive in an extremely limited genre, and it's definitely inspiring. I feel like I've heard this weird keyboard
that manages to stochastically play itself when left on in a few other id m theft able tracks before. This weird
percussion coming from the speakers definitely sounds familiar. It's esoteric for sure. Super long winded and not an
atmosphere I totally lose myself in, but it's still at the very least a damn interesting concept.
6/10
id m theft able - n's On Fire
God, this is especially difficult to listen to. I think id m theft able's signature mouth
noises can work in some contexts (especially in the context of being a single element of a multi-layered piece), but
40 straight minutes of nothing but gets close to torture at points, especially when he calms down and gets more
ASMRy. I don't want to immediately dismiss this as 'unlistenable', so for now we'll just say that I still find it
hard to get through. At
least the middle track is fun.
3/10
i'd m thfft able - Popsicles, Icicles, Baseball and, Fancy Clothes
(Filed under "id m theft able"). Very traditional id m theft able album here, all the stops and gaps and techniques and bells
and whistles and whatnot: noise, samples, CD skipping (we love this), mouth noises, extremely fast plunderphonics
edits, random silly shit. It's great, you're great.
I swear I hadn't listened to this one in full before but I recognize the first and second tracks so well, I could
almost swear they were used in other id m theft able pieces? Maybe the fact that this is under the 'i'd m thfft
able' name is an allusion to that fact? But to be completely honest, I can't really find a correlation between
usages of the B-sides name and quality, much like that of Aphex Twin and AFX (I mean Hangable Auto Bulb really is
his best work, come on). Ok I didn't pay the greatest attention to this one and I'm not giving it the super in-depth
review I gave I'm On Flourescence, but who cares.
8/10
id m theft able - Releaseless
You know, I wrote a *reeeeeally* in-depth review of this one ages ago when I was doing an id
m theft able listening project that I ended up not making it *that* far through. Still though, the first id m theft
able CD I owned, and one of the coolest CD packagings in my collection. Blew my 8th grade mind away, though Smidge
Beats was still cooler... Anyways, this one's a bit of a difficult listen because there's long stretches of it that
can be pretty quiet and relatively uneventful, but there are these moments every once in a while that are some of the
most memorable moments in the entire id m theft able discography. Those moments are: "WE'RE GONNA GO OUT TO A BIG
RESTAURANT HOW 'BOUT THAT KIDS AND THE KIDS ARE ALL EXCITED!! BOY, A BIG RESTAURANT!! A BIG BANQUET!!" on track 3,
the entirety of track 5 as it plays around with this short loop from a children's song for 9 whole minutes, yet it
never gets old, the big standup comedy joke in track 6, the end of track 6 that's one of the most interesting
textures in a song I've ever heard, a weird children's song that you can't really make the lyrics out of other than
"fancy treat" because it keeps cutting in and out and in and out, and track 7 being the closest id m theft able has
ever gotten to a noise rock track.
8/10
id m theft able - Smidge Beats
First id m theft able album I ever listened to upon looking up a review for another CD I own,
the 'What Would Jason Do? Go And Do Likewise!' compilation and finding this guy's name on the website (which I
can no longer find) under a list of funny artist names and this blew my 8th grade mind away. This is an ORIGINAL
2004 copy of the CD which comes with a random broken CD taped to the cover purchased secondhand from Discogs
somehow, even though there's probably what, about 30 copies of this in existence? I was messaging id m theft able
once on
Instagram about this album and the next time I ordered some CDs directly from his website, he gave me two of the
original breaded scallops stickers he had left from the dumpster where he originally found them for this album
(which are currently the front & back pictures of the album since I've just wrapped the sticker sheet around my CD
copy. I've included a bonus picture of the *true* front of my CD, broken CD taped to the front, for your viewing
pleasure).
There was a point at which this was my favorite album of all time and even though that's long since passed, I can
still say this album is fantastic and near-perfect. I don't know, just listen to it if you're at all a fan of
plunderphonics or CD skipping.
9+/10
id m theft able - Smidge Beats
As I had made my love for this album apparent and Skot still had some of the breaded scallops
stickers laying around, when he was in the wave of reissuing some old items, he went ahead and made new Smidge Beats
CDs, of which I of course had to purchase one. So now I have two copies of Smidge Beats, but it's chill, it's rock
and roll. This one's still packaged the same (even though the disc label's different), but he gave me some extra
cardboard that had a thank you note on it wrapped around it so the front / back pictures don't exactly do the album
justice (but I included a bonus picture of the broken CD on the front for your viewing pleasure).
9+/10
id m theft able - Some Fruit
Even though I bought this directly from Skot in 2023, I think this is actually an original
copy, given that it's in a jewel case and the CD label looks different from the random zoomed in picture of something
that he's been putting on all his recent CD copies. But Water Quality's also in a jewel case and I feel like that's
almost definitely a reissue (see the copyright 2005 Jersey Boys CD tray even though this album released in 2000.
Anyways, this CD is weird. There's only really 5 tracks on this album, but on the CD, there's 30 tracks. That's 5
real tracks, 24 short and completely silent tracks, and one unlisted bonus track, the order being the first five,
each separated by a short silent track in between, the rest of the silent tracks, then the bonus track. Except on my
CD, 11 silent tracks then the bonus track come first, then the rest of the album. This is also a really weird album
because it has essentially none of the classic id-m-theft-able-isms and is the closest he's ever got to a pure
drone record. Each track is like this warped piano or synthesizer followed by manipulation and strange computer
sounds, and of course, I love it. Quieter than normal, strange, uncanny, synthetic. Oh and that weird bonus track,
just like a weird field recording of the radio, but with a low-pass filter on? Not sure what's going on there, 12
minutes of that is kinda crazy.
8/10
id m theft able - Star Guts
While this is easily some of the best disc packaging in my collection (look at the art!), the
music, like I'm On Flourescence, is a lot more quiet and stuttery. There's a bit more sound variety here, but I
don't like it as much. There's a lack of repetitive *hooks* that get you in the other id m theft able albums. Still
though, rapid edits, satisfying sounds, this album *does* have it all, it's just not the greatest at doing that.
It's good though, I'll probably have to give it more listens to really get it, especially since this is a quieter
one and like the music dork I am, I tend not to like the quiet ones as much. Also, the CD exclusive track that
doesn't appear on the Bandcamp version is a CD skipping track which I of course love.
7/10
id m theft able - Well I Fell in Love With the Eye at the Bottom of the Well
id m theft able's most recent traditional-style "album" (still all the way back in 2021, he's
certainly a little less prolific nowadays) with professionally replicated CDs in Digipaks from If, Bwana's label
Pogus Productions (a label I definitely need more CDs from). And this is also one of id m theft able's best albums,
as he uses pretty much ALL of the skills he's honed over the years and pulls every possible punch on this album.
Apparently this album took 5 years to make and you can really hear that. Although it does sorta make all his older
albums in the same style that much more impressive given he was able to pump a few of those out annually back in the
day. On top of your usual mouth noises, CD skipping, harsh beeps, and rapid plunder edits, there's ideas of actual
"songs" here (the album was inspired by Skot trying to make a doo wop song out of the title of the album which
eventually spiralled into what we have now) with actual lyrics, stochastic toy piano, field recordings or rain
playing percussion, and
probably more I'm missing. On top of all that, this is the highest quality id m theft able album out there, it goes
down unexpectedly smooth. This honestly deserves to be on vinyl more than Babb's Bridge.
9/10
id m theft able - 2 Autoharps, A Snowmobile, Some Snowplows, A Premature Snowblower
And for the last id m theft able CD in my collection (for now, I did just order 3 more since
one of them only had a copy left and they were all old CDr reissues that probably weren't coming back a third time,
two of which aren't even on Bandcamp). The soundscape is interestingly enough a lot more hypnotic and enthralling than
the broken keyboard one. Oddly enough, the CD's about 18 minutes longer than the Bandcamp version, though all of that
time is pretty much just the field recording continuing after the snow had already stopped and some cars
occasionally passing by. Not super necessary but cool to have the bonus time I suppose.
7/10
Igorrr - Savage Sinusoid
A little while ago during my first semester of college ever, I saw Melt-Banana, Igorrr, and
Otto Von Schirach live in Austin and it was probably the best concert I've ever been to, it was an insanely powerful
night. This album is total mindblowing material and while I'm not in love with every creative decision made on it
(the baroque aesthetic doesn't do much for me),
the sound design, mixing, and mastering are phenomenal and make it one of the most satisfying breakcore / metal
releases to date. Not that there are many of those, but still, this record is great.
8/10
Igorrr - Spirituality And Distortion
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Illusion of Safety - Rules of the Game
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Imperium - Dedicated To Cray-1
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Inhibitionists - Lithium Salt Mines
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Iron Maiden - The Book Of Souls
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Jackie-O-Motherfucker - U-Sound Archive Vol. 3
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Jackie-O-Motherfucker - Wow / The Magick Fire Music
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Jack Pier - Happier Day
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Jaiden Macintosh - Ø
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Jaiden Macintosh - Plurr EP
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Jan St. Werner - Felder
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Jan Jelinek - Kosmischer Pitch
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Jason Forrest - The Unrelenting Songs Of The 1979 Post Disco Crash
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Jim O'Rourke - Happy Days
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Jim O'Rourke - I'm Happy, And I'm Singing, And A 1, 2, 3, 4
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John Frusciante - Maya
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John Oswald - 69 Plunderphonics 96
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John Wiese - Circle Snare
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John Wiese - GGA
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John Zorn - Elegy
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John Zorn - Filmworks XXV — City Of Slaughter / Schmatta / Beyond The Infinite
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Kazumoto Endo - While You Were Out
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Kazuya Ishigami - Sunday Morning Field Recordings
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Broken Computer Orchestra - Live @ Michaelsoft Binbows
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Keith Fullerton Whitman - Dartmouth Street Underpass
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Hrvatski - Oiseaux 96-98
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Kevin Drumm - CRAZY
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Kevin Drumm - Elapsed Time
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Kevin Drumm - Imperial Horizon
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Kevin Drumm - Motif
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Kevin Drumm - !!!
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Kid606 - Don't Sweat The Technics
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Kid606 - Kill Sound Before Sound Kills You
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Kid606 - Pretty Girls Make Raves
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The Kilimanjaro Darkjazz Ensemble - The Kilimanjaro Darkjazz Ensemble
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King Crimson - The Elements: 2020 Tour Box
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King Crimson - Heroes
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King Crimson - In The Court Of The Crimson King
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King Crimson - VROOOM
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King Tiger - INVADE
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King Tiger - Nonamecd
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King Tiger - Magic Wood EP
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King Tiger - Stone EP
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KK Null - Absolute Heaven
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KK Null - Extropy
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KK Null - Kosmik Engine
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KK Null - Kosmo Incognita
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Koenjihyakkei - Nivraym (Revisited)
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Koharapayl - Avant Jazz
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Kraftwerk - Electric Cafe
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Lawrence English - Kiri No Oto
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Lesser - Welcome To The American Experience
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Liars - There's Always Room On The Broom
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The Locust - Flight Of The Wounded Locust
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The Locust - Follow The Flock, Step In Shit
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The Locust - The Locust
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The Locust - New Erections
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The Locust - Plague Soundscapes
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The Locust - Safety Second, Body Last
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Loscil - Endless Falls
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Loscil - Equivalents
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Loscil - Plume
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Loscil - Submers
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Lowercase Noises - The Swiss Illness
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