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MY ALBUM RANKING:
Definitely recommended
spiral staircase - spiral staircase
Various Artists - Straight Outta Clydebank
Butchered Soldier - Piggy
Urzla - 4ndoorsoutdoors
Various Artists - You Have Thirty-Three Seconds
Various Artists - You Have Three Seconds
King Tiger - Tree Fiddy
BHP Shuffla - Proposed Contrasts
shamanic princess - shamanic princess
Shifala - Trapped
Jojo Mcjoe / MTS AIRMASS / Giraffe People / Wenton - Ice Cream Truck Around The Corner Of Hell
kidwithapedalboard - AUDIO PRO C-60
Cube Underlord - TERROR TV
Deep Fried Ice - Burn Your Money
Gas Mine Found - Nighttime Despair Soul Balsam
Demvr - Ideation
My Cell Phone Is Better Than Your Cell Phone - Wool Sweaters
Noxw - Charybdaultramx
Sam Fauchon - Dream Songs Night Songs
Giraffe People - The Eye
Holey Ghost - I Saw God And Vincent Walking Hand In Hand Towards The Retension Basin Gate
Smiffmaff & The Salesmen - Motion Pictures (For Carrie) NEILYOUNG4EVA
Reitu - Freefall
kickassmotherfuckerontheblock - yeahsureman
Sam Fauchon - Trump Tested Positive Party!
mammary problem - desk job psychedelic swirl
The CD Skipper Orchestra - Scratched
Broken Computer Orchestra - Live @ Michaelsoft Binbows
Family Dollar - Four Weeks In Pain
Burdent - Raw Teeth EP
Burdent - Psuedoflowers
Various Artists - The Dreams And Past Crimes Of The Archduke
Stockport Swimming Team - Some Kind Of Ecstasy
Grimme - Necrosadistic Tendencies
Kris T Reeder - NOISE JAZZ D7823 (Single)
Jimmy Cutter - Lost Peace
蒸気波それは良いお尻の傷ですはいはいいいえいいえシャム猫を見せてくれたくない - Flogal Shopper
Critual with the Kastanet Krew - Jazzy Feelings
Jimmy Cutter - The New Theme Tune For Every Single British Program
Vrothers - Digital Gonorrhea
Deep Fried Ice - Kap Dwa
Jimmy Cutter - Dog Music
Jimmy Cutter - I Sold My House For An Aube CD
Raz Rielbs & The Incorporated Cup - Any Spare Change?
rise&shine - a://3;meBe10
WTC Communications - <in the beginning...>
Lo Lid Rocko - When Will I Be Hi Fidelity?
Good
joignez les contraires - making a reductionism album but with an anime cover to infuriate rym users
Various Artists - Gamer Time
Sam Fauchon - Long Distance Dork Control
Charles Manson Mashup Crew - 21 In Prison
GHSU - Great Hits Superb Undulations
feedback filament - feedback filament 2
Merchant - The Pastille Album
Sam Fauchon - Aryan Breakups
car shining sounds - fffelicity (3 minute excerpt taken from 90 minute cassette)
Eyerolls / vay - Eyerolls / vay
Yamashiro Kusuo - Three Words
Deep Fried Ice - Solar Plexus Clown Glider
DJ リゼルグ酸ジエチルアミド - psychedelic noise death trip
TELEVANGELIST - Esteemed Chapel Towers Part 1
kowloon antifreeze / Televangelist - God's Children: Live From His Laundry Basket
Family Dollar - Flamly Doalrl
Yawn - Volumes
Family Dollar - Lombard Street
Critual - It Takes Up To 40 Dumb Animals To Make A Fur Coat But Only One To Wear It
Vrothers - Digital Gonorrhea (Version 2)
Sam Fauchon - Puke Blood With Little Men
Daichi Audio Company - Solo For Wounded Turntable
Family Dollar - Benevolent Feedback
Vrothers - Redwood Ridgeway
Cube Underlord - TABLOID TV
PREMATURE ᐖ DODO ⌼ CASINO - .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
Butchered Soldier - Human Nature Of Skinhead
Giraffe People - Giraffe People's Guide To Making A Top 10 Hit
Crow - Field A
Thee Jimmy Cutter - Untitled
Hallend Oats188 - Blood And Hatred
Kirgo, Cat Merchant - Spicy Joseph's Saunter To Tesco Extra
Vrothers - Compendium Intellectuel
Giraffe People - You Cannot Buy Blu-Tack In Indonesia
Sam Fauchon - Sewerslvt Cvts My Fvcking Nvts Off
King Tiger - Magic Wood EP
Cyborg Roach - Idonis
isabelle cedar - 4 queers burn down the christian church
pfjdspfijsdf - dsfpsdfjsdifj
Walkman Kulture - Fucked-Down Tape Destructive Melange
Walkman Kulture - Radio Shit Method
Ashtree - Dronetree
Red 'n' Blue - Freeform
Lol Fuck - Lol Fuck's Overly Long And Unsatisfying Eastenders Edit
Carriion - Meltdown
私のお尻はかゆいクソくそったれ - Vaporware: Greatest Hits
yeemeen nosa - Garden Slumbers
Medial Q - Live Assault 30.3.20
Vrothers - Fuck Bacteria
Cathode Ray Mission - Digital Datura
Lo Lid Rocko - Come To Us
Plastic Fuck - A Cover of "Le Freak" by Chic Which Is Incredibly Superior To The Original
bitrman - talking on the phone to you makes me want to die
Critual - 12 Second Freezeflac
Reed & Bleu - Improvisations On Cheap Gear
Cube Underlord - scouting daintrees wildlife reanimated
D. Solomon - Music For Long People
Mike Mulligan - Saturday Night Pool
Medial Q - A Bloke Who Smokes Too Much Crack Is A Good Bloke
Walkman Kulture - The Return Of Walkman Kulture
Vrothers - Real Music
rise&shine - returntoLightlane
Last Login - Data hoarding is a mental illness
auradog - elusive
Crumbo Finnrt - Nottingham Rehearsal
Hana's Trash - Junk Jazz
Piss Drinker - Drink Piss
[The] Superslow Disc Fockey Medial Q - Nature Supreme
Jimmy Cutter - This Is Christian Hip-Hop
Jimmy Cutter - Cutting Through Security Systems
Cathode Ray Mission - Live??
Riz Rilez & The Cunet Inoc / Jimmy Cutter - Full Of Stars
Godbin / Glenmusik - World Famous / Music For Pipe Cleaners
Plastic Fuck - FL Studio Millionaires
Hana's Trash / kowloon antifreeze - Trash Slum Noise Pollution
Cathode Ray Mission - Cathode Ray Mission
Walkman Kulture - Walkmen
Fine I guess, very mediocre
Demvr / Gov. Physics - Somnambulae
Family Dollar - Now That's What I Call
Mike Mulligan - Rotary Dreams
◉ - ✺
punished auradog - oath of silence
punished auradog - tearsea
Crow - I Am Scat
75258050866944 - Ununited
Ra Relzilay And The Innocent Count Cunt - The Adventures Of Jimmy Landrover & His Companion Rig
The Vietnamese Printer Assembly - Look At Him (He's Got No Legs)
Req Reieuz And The Sieoncous Cunpt - Bush Geometry
rise&shine - Retrieved From Void
AJJ Spritzer - Quest For The Sacred Creme Egg
Crow - Red Light
Zoloft - What Filthy, Rotten Blood
Jimmy Cutter - Remove The Centerpiece, Thanks
Jimmy Cutter - 0412
Daichi Audio Company - Exquisite Sound
Vrothers Korporation - Launch On
Red 'n' Blue - Big Ups To The Crew
Sleeping Penguin - Shakin' Stevens Goes Nuts & Fucking Dies
Vrothers - I See The World Again With My Revolver
Rad Rilei + The Iconsounds Cuowt - notright.aif
dcsdm - dcsdm1
Lo Lid Rocko - laughing japanese people.
West Challenger - Radio Excerpts 1-11
Kris T Reeder - NOISE JAZZ D7823 (Album)
sorwu - branch
Kelpie National - Tone Mixture: forawhile[>if]
Walkman Kulture - Do You Like Cows? (damaged)
carter thomas - solo for piano/tape
The Stink Practitioner - Chippy Prostate Death Spiral
Ashtree - Amazing UFO Death Riddle
Reb Rizbleele, NDA Iconcountis Countin - Jimmy Boke Oe
Critual with Raz Rizla & The Innocuous Cunt - Dirty Fucker
Sleeping Penguin - Ultra Dire Into <wow>
The Piss Artist - Magical Moments
James Beatsman - cool_breakcore_very_nice_not_bad_super_fun.mp7
XoArK - 15minConvolutiontest1
Imperium - Dedicated To Cray-1
DJ Fuckface & His Band Of Rogue Electronic Instruments - Loops 'n' Shit
Jimmy Cutter - Ambient Party
Burdent - Catalog 1
15th Century Slacker - Japanese Advertisements
Rent Tazor + What's Left of The Stupid Band - Deep City
Red 'n' Blue - Super Team X
Magic Crow - Repercussions
Lord Cernunnos - Mechanical Rain
Hallend Oats188 - Lunch Table Full Of Scene Girls Arguing About Chiptune And Judas Priest And Crap
Wettertone - Recycled Outtakes/Unreleased Garbage
Terrible
The Stink Practitioner - Invocation Of Our Smelly Mistress
Lol Fuck - Lol Fuck Extended Play
Lol Fuck - Lol Fuck Presents British House Classics Vol. 396
Lol Fuck - Lol Fuck
The Stink Practitioner - Hi
The Other Mike Oldfield - The Sounds Of The Tubular Bells (Volume 2.718391)
International Society For The Prevention Of Geese - Pocket Music
Various Artists - Clydebank Allstars?
(The Other) Mike Oldfield - The Other The Other Mike Oldfield Album (Tubular Bells Volume 3)
The Other Mike Oldfield - The Sounds of the Tubular Bells
UltraHyperRoboEroticFuckWad - 20 Jazz Funk Hip Hop Latin Dance EDM IDM Experimental Pornogrind Black Metal Hits
UltraHyperRoboEroticFuckWad - 4 More Jazz Funk Hip Hop Latin Dance EDM IDM Experimental Pornogrind Black Metal Hits
Merchant - FaaaaaAAAAAAF
Zed Tee Qa - Peace Out
Mike Dean Of Demenex Plant Hire Ltd - The Microcassette Recordings
The Stink Pracitioner - A Very Pungent Christmas
DJ BANANA PEEL - KATAJUNGLE MEGAMIX
Various Artists - The Wonderful Fully National Sampler Thingy Manjong
Folky By Nature - BTW (Drain Mix)
Sherlocks Home And His Group Of Bald Middle Aged Men - Boiled Pot
synthesized lasagne - A Very Chestnut Christmas
DJ Shithead - Musical Vibeez
Walkman Kulture - How Many Trapezoids Are At My Window?
The Me Dial With Band In Six Q - No Needle Cut-Out Groove Deconstruction
Post-artist - Jury Kidnap
DanzoBeanz - The Hot Ones
synthesised lasagne - Plastic Development Fluid
DJ DanzoBeanz - Pop Party 77
WHY
uni - wah
Shawty Real - Fam
Coronachu - Music For The Underwater Generation
No Artist - Yeah, Crisps
The Walmart Pensioner Orchestra - Livin' In A Walmart
Philaru - The Long Debt
WTC Communications - <in the beginning...>
Total Run Time: 13:21
1. [p] - 3:17
2. [15*a] - 4:07
3. fa5q[{] - 5:57
SOOOOO starting this off. Today is February 16th. It snowed on Saturday, Sunday was fun, and Monday, because Texas is in no way prepared for a few inches of snow, the power was out all damn day. The power has been out for most of today (I'm writing this cause the power just came on) and to pass time, I've started the WTC discography over limited cell service. In the time between finishing the RINGEX PLASTER discography and now, I've done a few listening projects that I haven't actually accounted for. Firstly, I'm halfway through the Merzbox now (I know, not that impressive considering I've been in the 20s for a WHILE now [but granted, I haven't listened to it in a few weeks because JEEZ that gets boring]), I listened to Goodbye Sol from Nanocyborg Uberholocaust, AMAZING experience (RINGEX was wrong, only their first couple albums are just super slowed down other songs, this album was actually insanely good) including listening to the entire penultimate track, a 7 and a half hour track on its own in one sitting the night before New Years. I'm also currently chunking through some Tsundere Violence compilations too (in fact I might start a listening project of all of Tsundere Violence soon [GOD HELP ME][after WTC of course]). I'm listening to some XoArK as I write this. Now that I speak of it, follow my last.fm, why don't you. While I listened to a bunch of WTC albums, I wrote down thoughts in a notebook, so I'll copy some of those down to here. My thoughts were a bit sparse, because these "albums" are extremely short (even sometimes just singles) I project we'll move through these quite a bit faster than RINGEX PLASTER. Maybe we'll be done within a couple weeks (I'll be laughing at myself when those couple weeks roll by and I'm nowhere close). Anyways I've been writing thoughts track by track on these ones so for this I wrote: "Track 1. Brilliant plunderphonics. 2. also great. seems a lot like V/Vm or RINGEX PLASTER (no wait, NEGATIVLAND (specially Big 10-8 place). very weird samples. Greatly chosen though they all seem the same tambre. 3. A lot more loop focused. Seems like something fun to perform live. Now some nice glitched vocals w/o loops. Ooo, for the first time it's doing a loop from the beginning [of the track] again. Very chaotic. Very well-chosen samples. Chaotic noise from Seinfeld intro. Very noisy at the end here. 7.5/10"
so uh... take that how you will. A lot of these cause of the situation I'm doing it with will seem more like notes and less like reviews. I did put numbers at the end so I could remember rankings though.
Jimmy Cutter - Remove The Centerpiece, Thanks
Total Run Time: 4:38
1. Removal Centerpiece - 4:38
I wrote: "Loops of a piano now. Some nice noise mixed in too. Nice loops. Very very noisy, a lot like fa5q[{]. Nice single. Nothing that special. 6.5/10" so yeah, really just seems like an additional (but a little sub-par) track to in the beginning.
The Other Mike Oldfield - The Sounds of the Tubular Bells
Total Run Time: 20:06
1. Bell Crossing - 0:50
2. Bell It - 2:37
3. BellEnders - 2:57
4. B-Team (B For Bells) - 1:05
5. U Can't Touch This (Bell) - 4:09
6. Bell De Ba - 1:35
7. Live & Let Bell - 2:56
8. Da Ba De Ba Da Bell - 3:57
God, this one was a slog to get through, I'm pretty sure it was intentionally terrible. MIDI covers of songs. I wrote: "1. Lame Tubular Bells MIDI. 2. Lame MIDI bell cover of Whip It. 3. So yeah, it seems this is just gonna be annoying MIDI tubular bell covers. Still listenable though because it seems there's a BIT of depth in these recreations. 4. Appreciate the title. This sounds more like Gamelan than tubular bells. 5. Cover of Can't Touch this. The bells are doing drums on this too tho. It loops too much tho. Goes on too long. 6. Audio noticably clips. 7. Chords sound a bit atonal. 8. Jesus how much more of there is this Oh, this is the last one. Annoying album. Intentional. 3/10." (but I might change it to a 4/10 given a later album which I for some reason ranked higher than this even though it was less listenable.
Total Run Time: 1:43
1. Ambient Party - 1:43
Kinda cool, but also nothing special. Only 2 minutes tho so it definitely didn't overstay its welcome. I wrote: "Cool noise. that's about it. 7/10" (Changing to 6.5/10 due to how later releases turned out again).
rise&shine - returntoLightlane
Total Run Time: 8:37
1. 01 - 8:07
2. 02 - 0:30
Despite it being obviously gimmicky, this one actually turned out pretty cool. Wrote: "1. Actually kinda cool despite being obviously gimmicky But yea actually this sounds super cool. Pan Sonic-esque ends weirdly. 2. Only 30 seconds and Reese's puffs meme. Sucks haha. 7/10" Feels right.
Jimmy Cutter - This Is Christian Hip-Hop
Total Run Time: 5:35
1. Violence (in) - 1:50
2. Brokenist - 2:26
3. Last Time Sleeping - 1:05
4. (out) - 0:14
Violence (in) starts it off as one of the better noise only projects on the label so far. But then the rest of the tracks kinda ruin it. I wrote: "Real noisy again & nice like this one quite a bit Ooh, this distorted thing at the end is PERFECT. 2. Also pretty cool, A quiet one. Sounds a bit like Strange HPB CDr. Nothing special though. 3. Drony and a bit interesting. Also nothing special. Probably going to knock the overall rating to a 7 cause the first track was so good. 4. Neat little outro. 7/10." Yep, agree with those still.
West Challenger - Radio Excerpts 1-11
Total Run Time: 6:28
1. Radio Excerpt 01 - 0:33
2. Radio Excerpt 02 - 0:06
3. Radio Excerpt 03 - 0:20
4. Radio Excerpt 04 - 0:14
5. Radio Excerpt 05 - 0:19
6. Radio Excerpt 06 - 0:16
7. Radio Excerpt 07 - 0:17
8. Radio Excerpt 08 - 0:07
9. Radio Excerpt 09 - 0:51
10. Radio Excerpt 10 - 2:05
11. Radio Excerpt 11 - 1:20
A fun compilation of random ass radio segments, willing to bet LLR recorded this alongside doing Ice Cream Truck Around The Corner Of Hell (though I'll make the claim that one's done much better [we'll get to that soon]). I wrote: "1. Probs recorded alongside Ice Cream Truck. 2. Fun. 3. Language I don't speak. 4. Fun. 5. Refer to 3. 6. David Guetta!. 8. Fun. 9. Probs best track on here. 10. Actually this might be. Yeah this is 11. Yea, no real comments anymore. 6.5/10." Still agree with that. Enjoyable for the most part.
Coronachu - Music For The Underwater Generation
Total Run Time: 19:44
1. Attached To The Floor - 3:22
2. Yoinks: The New Rick Ruben Album, Out 19/3/57 - 4:08
3. Me & Someone Else Not Incredibly Important - 3:42
4. Next Grap (Death Grap) - 4:17
5. Your Wife Is Now In Venezuela (Clipping Mix) - 4:15
The first two tracks were actually interesting until I got bored and realized this is terrible, the worst one so far (even though I for some reason put it above tubular bells, hence now changing the numbers while typing this). I wrote: "1. Fun, but gimmicky. Vaporwavey. 2. Equal to previous I think it's just songs that sound ULTRA compressed. Mildly interesting at best. 3. Slightly more interesting than the others b/c there's a bit of extra noise in some points. But overall, just sounds like listening to a bad radio. 4. It's a Death Grips song. Cool I guess, not epecially interesting. 5. Also not interesting. Also Death Grips. 4/10" Changed to 3/10 after reevaluation and comparison to tubular bells.
Plastic Fuck - FL Studio Millionaires
Total Run Time: 21:59
1. (This Is) Music - 5:12
2. How Many of You in the Room are Fans of Vomit Lunchs - 5:32
3. OPN, Please Respond To My DMs - 5:36
4. How To Become A FL Studio Millionaire - 5:39
Interesting noise/noise walls. Was cool for a while, still ended up getting boring, but part of that might've been just being bored from the overall power outage. Wrote: "1. Noise again. That's fun. This one actually is pretty ool. I like. 2. More cool harsh noise, I still like. Bassy. Gimmicky, I know. 3. More interesting noise than the last 2 tracks. Sounds like a power drill. 4. Real quiet humminh to start with. Ooo, there was a slight bang [in hindsight, there's a chance I made that up and it was actually a noise from the house]. Yeah, I think this one's just a real quiet drone. 7/10" Agree still.
Total Run Time: 4:18
1. Dog Music - 4:18
Started off thinking it would be terrible, actually turned out to be the best thing I've heard so far somehow. Wrote: "Dog panting crazy. Okay it's dog sound effects. So that's the gimmick then. Literally just dogs. ooh, interesting effects put onto a couple of them. Okay now it's fairly interesting. Haha I quite like it now. 8/10" Definitely recommend.
Total Run Time: 21:42
1. The Journey - 6:37
2. Velocity/Vin - 4:07
3. Step Into The Light - 10:58
Pretty cool, but got boring after a while. Somehow, the longest track was actually the most interesting one. Wrote: "1. A bit drony to start with. Some nice droning chords OK I like this one quite a bit. I have a feeling these will be some of the best releases on the label. 2. These looped chords are more interesting than the previous. nice sea waves. Definitely adds to it. 3. Starts with some interesting noises rather than chords. Quiet noises, slowly & progressively changing. Ooh, now the noises got super glitchy & interesting. Then they do that yet again. Sounds a bit like Autechre. 7.5/10." I'll add that that last track also had some really nice percussion at the end.
Plastic Fuck - A Cover of "Le Freak" by Chic Which Is Incredibly Superior To The Original
Total Run Time: 6:28
1. The Actual Cover - 6:28
Sounds very much like the power drill song from FL Studio Millionaires until halfway through when some noises that remind me of plates come in. "Pretty cool noise single. I like these ceramic sounds around halfway through. 7.5/10" Agreed.
Lo Lid Rocko - laughing japanese people.
Total Run Time: 17:32
1. North? South! East, West. - 8:27
2. Drum Rapid - 9:05
Like Come To Us but worse cause it's just more of the same and more boring. Wrote: "Starts with interesting chords, some nice things done to em. Just some wobbly quiet noise though really, gets a bit boring after aa while. 2. Oo some nice drums on this one. Maybe some semblance of progression. Noises are done to the drums. Pretty coo. Reminiscent of Merzbow's beaty stuff, Except quieter. 6.5/10" Yea, the second track was wildly more interesting than the first in that it didn't make me THAT bored. Just slightly by the end, altho part of that again could very well be power outtage bias.
私のお尻はかゆいクソくそったれ - Vaporware: Greatest Hits
Total Run Time: 68:00
1. lush dreamsお尻を食べる - 13:42
2. 私の赤い車 【Hey there!】 - 4:31
3. My Love [ピーター・グリフィン] - 8:55
4. Brown - 4:59
5. {日本のニュースヒットロッド} - 17:33
6. グーグル翻訳DLDのコック420叙事詩ペニス - 5:23
7. はじめまして/今夜はカセットテープを食べます - 6:25
8. ビョーク [A Good] ↓ - 6:32
LLR told me to skip this one because it was terrible apparently. But... this was actually pretty good, idk what he's on. I liked it quite a bit. Also my power came back on during listening (it went back out when I started writing for Ambient Party, but its been here solidly since then). Wrote: "1. Weird ambient nonsense. LLR warned me about this release. This seems a lot like Coronachu again. They added a lot of reverb. Stupid though [haha you can see a bit of bias here towards LLR's caution]. Somehow going by kinda fast despite being 13 minutes. Maybe it was all the trying to write down Japyamese [sidenote: For each of the tracks, I got bored during power outtage and started trying to write down the Japyamese characters the titles are made up with]. Some real crazy wails & stuff tho. Sounds like Death of Rave. 2. Ha, it's slowed down My Red Hot Car with a few added things. 3. It's some pop song with enough reverb that it clips quite a bit. But in a way that I actually like it a lot. 4. Idk, something slowed down I still somehow like it quite a bit though. It's like Homophonics. 5. This sounds like something off of Goodbye Sol. I like it. 6. Some vaporwaved thing over distorted screaming or some song (too distorted to tell, but hilarious). 7. Reese's Puffs meme kinda slowed with a fair bit of noise on top along a couple other things. Really crazy. Ha now I think it's some dubstep song on the top. Hey, a slap bass! Fun song. Goes on a bit long. 8. Starts with some interesting beat. Yea, it's a vaporwaved song. I think this release was the most entertaining one [somehow]. Oh shit, it cut out and now NOISE! Wow, despite the warnings, this was somehow pretty good. 8/10."
Wettertone - Recycled Outtakes/Unreleased Garbage
Total Run Time: 9:40
1. Synthetic Warm - 0:29
2. Upbeat Decision - 0:29
3. Driving Property - 0:38
4. Classic Machine - 0:30
5. Big Morning - 0:09
6. Classic Zebra - 0:15
7. Complex Morning - 0:42
8. Gentle Brothers - 0:24
9. Gooey Connection - 0:30
10. Harmonic Morning - 0:19
11. Huge Education - 0:30
12. Lo-Fi Question - 0:39
13. Lo-Fi Wheel - 0:30
14. Melodic Property - 0:30
15. Raw Vintage Property - 0:30
16. Rotten Playground - 0:30
17. Small Cream - 0:30
18. Synthetic Boundary - 0:39
19. Upbeat Scream - 0:27
20. Vintage Magic - 0:30
Undoubtedly some program (likely an online one) was used to create this (and the track names). Just kinda random ass beats/melodies, kinda fun I guess. 5/10. Listened to this while the power was on so I don't have a track-by-track on-paper review for this one, but even if I did do that, the tracks are too fast and substanceless for me to actually have opinions on each one. Another gimmick I think.
Rent Tazor + What's Left of The Stupid Band - Deep City
Total Run Time: 16:19
1. First - 2:24
2. Second - 2:00
3. Third - 2:28
4. Fourth - 2:39
5. Fifth - 2:48
6. Sixth - 1:48
7. Seventh - 2:12
So far this one's nice. Kinda sounds like Pole. Altho I think it also clearly used some program as a gimmick. Still, a more interesting listen than most of these. I like how it's a nice break from the noise, the beats are still interesting, yet monotonous enough for time to pass without boring. Power's on while listening so again, don't wanna write track-by-track reviews for it. Haha, I like the beginning sample of Seventh. Definitely a 6/10 cause it's not really musically good at all, just more interesting because 1. The Power's back on and 2. It's a nice break from all the noise shit.
Critual - 12 Second Freezeflac
Total Run Time: 2:11
1. 12 Second Freezeflac - 2:11
Some nice drone, then vinyl crinkle, then a cut out, and here we go, some nice plunderphonics over a REALLY pleasant drone. I quite like this track. Haha, British people. 7/10.
Total Run Time: 1:07
1. M - 0:15
2. U - 0:15
3. S - 0:20
4. I - 0:17
Haha hilarious. Random, short-ass MIDI shit. I hate it, but it's more listenable than the other two bad ones (actually maybe worse than tubular bells, but definitely better than Coronachu. I should probably lower my number rating for that to 2/10, cause this is a 3/10). But that went by faster than I could type it.
Total Run Time: 4:48
1. This is the Introduction - 0:15
2. Martin Clunes - 0:15
3. The Newest Phil Collins Album - 0:06
4. T - 0:15
5. O - 0:14
6. S - 0:15
7. S (part 2) - 0:10
8. E - 0:15
9. R - 0:15
10. Digital DJ Battle Tool.wav - 0:15
11. Wonderful - 0:16
12. Wonderful Wonderful - 0:15
13. Wonderful Wonderful Wonderful - 0:29
14. I Love [Wevie Stonder] - 0:03
15. Avatar: Ultimate Edition - 0:15
16. Folk Music For Blind People - 0:15
17. Horn Basil - 0:15
18. Buy Used Cars at https//www.usedcars.com.net.org/ - 0:12
19. Shit Sandwich - 0:15
20. Fuck! - 0:18
Also terrible. Slightly better because of the end though. Also hilarious. No number rating, I only did that so I could remember my rankings while I was stuck on paper.
Total Run Time: 11:33
1. Intro To Goutland - 0:32
2. Detractors Are Crime You Are Paypig - 2:33
3. Gout Hunting - 0:32
4. Celebrate Gout 100 - 2:32
5. Hi-Gout - 2:12
6. Pig Roach Power - 3:12
Looks like another troll album. Is... MIDI songs with DarkSidePhil samples shittily layered over. Fucking terrible, why am I doing this? Flashbacks to RINGEX PLASTER already. God damn this is bad. Worse than Coronachu? Possibly, idk. Actually, yea, it is. Sucks.
Jimmy Cutter - Cutting Through Security Systems
Total Run Time: 2:51
1. Cutting Through Security Systems - 2:51
This one's a cool bit of noise with a Men In Grey sounding sample at the beginning. Not really much more to say. I'll place it wherever on the list, sounds like normal Jimmy Cutter. Oh, and there's a kinda cool loop at the end.
Various Artists - The Wonder Fully National Sampler Thingy Manjong
Total Run Time: 41:59
1. WTC Communications - [15*a] - 4:05
2. The Other Mike Oldfield - Live & Let Bell - 2:55
3. Coronachu - What's In The [shag carpet] - 3:23
4. Garbage Lambs - Moves Stoppers - 6:11
5. UltraHyperRoboEroticFuckWad - Avatar: Ultimate Edition/Folk Music For Blind People - 0:30
6. Philaru - Hi-Gout - 2:12
7. Jimmy Cutter / Critual - Rectillian - 2:06
8. Rent Tazor + What's Left of The Stupid Band - First - 2:22
9. Critual - Your Foundation Fucking Sucks - 1:08
10. Jimmy Cutter - Brokenist - 2:24
11. Lo Lid Rocko - Drum Rapid - 9:05
12. Plastic Fuck - How To Be A FL Studio Millionaire - 5:38
Woo! We've hit the first compilation!!!! And.... I've already heard most of these tracks today. Fuck. From looking at it, the selection of tracks already released is kinda terrible too. Like there were WAY better options from each artist too choose, these options kinda suck. The unreleased Coronachu track is EXACTLY like the other Coronachu tracks, also sucks. The Garbage Lambs track was cool for a bit but then got super boring cause it didn't change at all through its course. Jimmy Cutter and Critual track is pretty cool right now actually. This Critual track is also actually REALLY cool. Quite like it a bit. Aanndddd now the compilation's over. That was terrible, especially since I've heard all these mediocre tracks before (I mean, it DID say it was a sampler, but sheesh, I listened to all 40 minutes, I get to complain). Anyways, yeah this is shit, could've picked WAY better picks from each "artist" (quotes because I'm 90% sure this is the same guy for each track). Looking ahead, from here on out, these albums are gonna start getting a bit longer... Scary. Whatever, here we go! I'm going to sleep now, insane that I got through 22 of these today.
Total Run Time: 55:27
1. Ideation I - 34:13
2. Ideation II - 21:14
Alright, it's tomorrow, and somehow the power has been on since I did this last night. Weird. I know people near me who currently don't have power. Fun. Anyways--Ooh! I released this one on EMCD too! So yea, I've already heard all of it, but just as we did for the RINGEX PLASTER albums I had already listened to previously, so shall we refuse to skip the already listened WTC albums for sake of review. Well, seeing as I think this is the first release NOT made by the same guy, it's easily the best one so far. I called Dog Music an 8/10, which would make this a relative 10/10, but this in terms of the REST of the world of music, is probably closer to an 8/10. Here's what I said on the EMCD release: "Merzbow-esque sprawls of noise enveloping the listener in an endless drawl. Interspersed with small noise-rock segments, you will be questioning whether you're listening to actual music or if you've gone insane from the fields of static." Yep, that's about right. I'll additionally mention that the release is pretty segmented and you'll hear some really nice and welcome melodies pop out of nowhere. The noise itself that lasts the duration of each track is also quite soothing. I quite like this release a lot. The transition between tracks is also great.
Walkman Kulture - Radio Shit Method
Total Run Time: 23:16
1. Radio Shit Method 01 - 12:01
2. Radio Shit Method 02 - 11:15
Ackkk, yeah these albums start to get longer as we go along. There are still brilliantly short ones, but wow, there are going to be a lot of slogs. This one at the very least reminds me of id m theft able. I like it so far. Yea this one's nice.
The Piss Artist - Magical Moments
Total Run Time: 17:01
1. Magical Moments 1-8 - 17:01
Apparently a rip of some random found tape. I don't totally know why I'm bothering with this one then. But also it's apparently part 2 so. What was part 1??? [actually looking from it, I think it was supposed to be Critual, but its description's story could easily be made up]. It's fine, it's kinda interesting. Kinda boring too. eugh, this listening project as a whole is getting a bit boring. Why did I decide to do this???? RINGEX PLASTER flashbacks. (After talking with LLR, turns out Radio Shit Method was actually part 1)
Medial Q - Live Assault 30.3.20
Total Run Time: 17:32
1. A1 - 12:54
2. B1 - 4:38
This one's actually super cool. Some nice weird turntable shit you got that nice vinyl crackle throughout, sounds like super weird 7 inch experiments, which I absolutely LOVE. This one's pretty fun. First track was more interesting than the second, it still does get boring after a while.
Walkman Kulture - How Many Trapezoids Are At My Window?
Total Run Time: 1:11
1. Trapezoid Teo - 1:11
It's fine I guess. It doesn't feel like anything.
Total Run Time: 27:39
1. Freeform - 27:39
Coming back after a decent sized break. This one's also apparently a found cassette. Beaty. I do like it a bit, especially for its lofi nature. It's a kinda interesting listen. There's a bunch of really random really hilarious things throughout. It's actually a super cool track despite the description, especially given its lofi nature. Yes, I very much do like this one. Very progressive beats and also very stupid but somehow very interesting. I don't know why I like it so much, but I do. I mean, some cool things ARE done. It has the same energy as some of the MTS AIRMASS Live In My Houses.
Walkman Kulture - Do You Like Cows? (damaged)
Total Run Time: 8:36
1. Do You Like Cows? - 8:36
Yep, it's damaged. Apparently also an old found tape, except the audio for this one is terribly damaged. It's all basically one frequency tapping in seemingly randomly, but VERY occasionally can you hear other things come in. Cool, surprisingly better than a lot of the material here. Oh the last minute is quite a bit clearer.
Total Run Time: 13:58
1. Walkmen - 13:58
It's pretty good. Nothing else really to say, just a cool sound collage. Sounds very much like other things on the label.
Sleeping Penguin - Ultra Dire Into <wow>
Total Run Time: 3:50
1. Chap Mange - 0:30
2. Ra Pieces - 2:12
3. Splonger - 1:08
Clips from a found cassette (I think he made the original cassette too). Nothing especially interesting. Kind of cool for a bit.
Total Run Time: 7:05
1. Gentlemen - 1:41
2. Drum Love - 1:14
3. Site Parolir - 1:31
4. gisellechapel - 2:39
More Red 'n' Blue beats. Apparently taken from a Minidisc. So less lo-fi. Also nothing special, but worse because beats are given less time to progress into anything since the WHOLE release is only 7 minutes. The last track is the most interesting out of them.
Sleeping Penguin - Shakin' Stevens Goes Nuts & Fucking Dies
Total Run Time: 34:23
1. Part 1 - 17:57
2. Part 2 - 16:26
Another day, another dollar. It's Thursday now, my power somehow is still constant (despite still knowing some people without it) but at the very least I'm thankful for ours. House has been running solidly again. Coming back from this, this album's definitely a lot less fatiguing than it would've been. Probably still need to accurately criticize it though. It's just kinda... more of the same type of shit as Walkman Kulture (I mean this is in the found tape series so i guess that's expeceted or whatever). It's not anything special really. Although some of these manipulated pop samples do actually get a bit interesting over the course of it.
Walkman Kulture - Fucked-Down Tape Destructive Melange
Total Run Time: 13:00
1. Melange - 13:00
Doing this on FRIDAY now (yeah, I know, insane that I only got through one of these yesterday). This is DEFINITELY one of the more interesting Walkman Kulture (and tape remaster series) projects. Probably because there's multiple tracks going on at once and a lot of sensory rather than just annoying cutting in and out static forever. It's most interesting at the beginning, the section in the middle is a bit less interesting because it ends up becoming people talking over each other rather than music collage.
Red 'n' Blue - Big Ups To The Crew
Total Run Time: 26:49
1. Beat Incorporated - 0:56
2. I Am Here...Tomorrow - 2:09
3. Radio Fuzz - 4:53
4. To The Floor - 2:20
5. I'm 20 & Already Dead! - 5:56
6. High Noise Parade - 0:57
7. Partially / Dripping - 4:02
8. Casio Melodramatics - 5:36
Another tape remaster series. Kinda boring beats. I'd say the first tracks were more interesting, but that would just be because I didn't hear them for long enough yet. Worse than Freeform, better than Super Team X. Track 6, despite being under a minute, was one of my favorite moments. Whish there was more stuff like that here. I like how track 7 slows down at the end. (After listening to it all, the second half is actually the far more interesting half).
Total Run Time: 30:31
1. Cleaning Your House - 0:45
2. What Does Usher Sound Like? You're About To Know! - 0:16
3. Ooo - 0:03
4. Success⁸ - 0:01
5. Modern Pop Music - 0:13
6. BAPtism - 7:56
It's a raw data album.
Total Run Time: 41:39
1. The New Steely Dan Song - 4:50
2. Fuckwit - 5:59
3. Clippin - 3:26
4. Up Yer Head - 3:13
5. Death, O-No - 1:51
6. Wwwwwww - 3:01
7. Bronze Octopus Landing - 11:48
8. Merzenders - 7:31
So uh... I don't really know what to expect from this. And listening to the first track... I can't tell if I like it or not. Definitely the most entertaining out of the first 37 though... which means.... I'm basically listening to RINGEX PLASTER again. Fun. I actually like the experience. The RINGEX PLASTER discography was amazingly fun. Track one is noise, then crazy frog over Rick & Morty. This is just the weirdest damn sound collage ever. I mean, it sounds EXACTLY like RINGEX PLASTER. This second track is actually super cool. Aandd... just got word from LLR that this is just multiple Discord bots playing over each other. Well... Doesn't change the fact that it's easily the most entertaining. Which,,,,, really doesn't make sense because of the track Up Yer Head where they're randomly banging on MIDI keyboards (probs software, but still, that was on a Discord bot?). Really doesn't seem like it for a LOT of these samples tho. But yea this is all basically some really crazy DJ mix, but I HAVE to give a huge level of props for managing to successfully use Discord bots as an instrument. Aaaanannd more word from LLR that apparently the MIDI keyboards were a DJ DanzoBeanz track. This album is too fucking insane to be Discord bots, it's unbelievable! Yeah, so it's basically RINGEX PLASTER I suppose in this case. Also I can hear some very faint christtt. This is just... It shouldn't be a masterpiece but it is!!!!! I'm having such a hard time wrapping my head around this, and this is AFTER coming from the RINGEX PLASTER discography review! Yea, this is like listening to RINGEX PLASTER for the first time again. Why is christtt slightly sped up. Are these the original samples? Nah I remember them being slightly different to this, plus they follow the same progression as on no lives matter. I think... Ha, the guy's interet freezes at 8:36 on the second to last track. Oh my God, they're literaly playing the spectrogram song from Songs About My Cats. This is amazing! But it shouldn't be! And I already said that! Whatever, now I'm actually excited for the other Vrothers albums (which I wasn't at first because of their length).
Vrothers - Digital Gonorrhea (Version 2)
Total Run Time: 42:30
1. Death, O-No (Version 2) - 3:05
2. Fuckwit (Version 2) - 4:33
3. Fuckwit (Version 2, Part 2) - 4:03
4. You Are Objectively Wrong You Fool - 8:04
5. I'm Going To Wash My Hands & You Can't Stop Me - 6:44
6. Pool In The Cool - 3:50
7. Pool In The Cool - (Part 2) - 4:03
8. Merzenders (Version 2, Not The Official Ending) - 6:10
9. Actual, Official Ending. You Cannot Deny That It Is The Ending Because We Officially Said So. I Hope You Understand That This Is The Official Ending Of The Album Because It Is The Official Ending Of The Album. - 1:58
Saturday, February 20th. Listening to this while waiting for Favicon Vol.2 (which at the time of writing this, released earlier today) to download. Making it through all of these is actually going to be a challenge. And of course, I'm going to listen to them as they continue to come out as well (same with RINGEX PLASTER, but they haven't released anything since last December). Off the bat, Death O-No (Version 2) doesn't seem that different but right when it gets to Fuckwit (Version 2) it starts to REALLY change. I think they just kinda tried to perform it again with the same-ish set of samples (of course there are some new ones, and some of the old ones are in different places). Then, at Fuckwit (Version 2, Part 2) it's really just COMPLETELY different samples. But again, like version 1, the album's just one long performance again. It seems to be just as good though. Ha, it's the DanzoBeanz MIDI again. There's just so much random shit that appears and makes me happy, this whole project is hilariously amazing. It's pretty much exactly the same quality as the previous one, but since it's just again, I'll rate it lower.
Vrothers - Compendium Intellectuel
Total Run Time: 48:46
1. Welcome To... - 12:10
2. Arrow Pusher - 9:39
3. I Was A Teenage Freak Soon After - 8:11
4. Sun Ra (Not My Favorite Jazz Musician?) - 4:49
5. The Night Falls Down - 7:54
6. Shinito Eleven - 6:03
THIS IS STILL DISCORD BOTS (apparently everything under the Vrothers name is). This is still somehow really good. Kind of ambient themed this time. Holy shit, Fenn O'Berg sample. This release is just kinda more of the Vrothers stuff, entertaining as hell, but nothing THAT special. This one's also a bit more serious (if you could even use that word to describe Vrothers) than the others though. At some points this feels more like a weird take on a DJ mix than anything. One thing interesting is inverse to RINGEX PLASTER, despite this being a more "serious" one, I think the others are actually better. Or at least Version 1 is. The samples get fairly sparse near the end.
蒸気波それは良いお尻の傷ですはいはいいいえいいえシャム猫を見せてくれたくない - Flogal Shopper
Total Run Time: 24:50
1. おかしい数420 - 0:33
2. woah,░new░land (ホょぐ) - 1:38
3. bourbon biscuits おしっこを飲むyeah - 7:33
4. 山乇ㄒ - 15:06
Ack, finally a break from Vrothers. Seems to be a LOT more focused on ambience and glitch than traditional vaporwave. (which is most definitely a good thing). And JESUS, I need to turn my headphones down for these. WHY THE FUCK IS THE REESES PUFFS MEME IN HERE AGAIN. Why does WTC keep doing that, I mean I haven't heard it in a weirdly long time, so why is it here again? This album's actually kinda really good. It was apparently a start to the moskar sublabel, but no other releases have come out on it, so there's a good chance that was a joke.
Total Run Time: 36:08
1. Real Music Part 1 - 3:00
2. Real Music Part 2 - 2:16
3. Real Music Part 3 - 1:41
4. Real Music Part 4 - 3:06
5. Real Music Part 5 - 2:25
6. Real Music Part 6 - 7:22
7. Real Music Part 7 - 2:01
8. Real Music Part 8 - 4:17
9. Real Music Part 9 - 3:32
10. Real Music Part 10 - 5:45
11. Real Music Part 11 - 0:43
Basically same story as the other Vrothers stuff. The gimmick's getting a little old. This is still very entertaining, but it's starting to feel more like nothing. The taste is getting stale. This is the last Vrothers album for a while though (and by a while, I mean there's only 3 other things in between this and the next one, and they're all very short). I guess all I have to say after this: There's 5 of these left, God help me.
Sherlocks Home And His Group Of Bald Middle Aged Men
Total Run Time: 7:19
1. Boiled Pot Intro - 0:10
2. Uninstalling The Pots - 0:37
3. Crazy Men In My Kitchen Sink - 0:04
4. Autechre Gantz Graf Not Clickbait Real MP3 Download - 0:01
5. Cabbage Insertion (Inserting The Cabbage Into My Cooking Pot - 1:05
6. Ow My Fucking Ears - 0:01
7. Syd Barrett's New Ambient Techno Album Out Now On Rephlex Records - 1:40
8. John Lennon Dismantles The Scream Powered Nuclear Warhead In Yoko Ono's Basement - 1:43
9. No - 1:00
10. The Pot Has Boiled, Fucker - 0:58
It's another raw data album. More points than DJ Shithead for bigger variety of sounds, also a couple of the last tracks have an Audacity effect over them.
Total Run Time: 3:24
1. 0412 - 3:24
Sunday the 21st now. Gonna get some work done while getting through these. Well, obviously not this one since it's so short. It's a kinda cool loop with some noises done over it. Nothing special again.
Total Run Time: 37:50
1. Haha - 3:16
2. Sophie Nangs - 5:13
3. Nikkon Microcamera HD - 9:37
4. Field Catch Fuckery - 15:58
5. Fusion Tad - 3:46
God damnit, another Vrothers album. These are probably more fun to make than to listen to. Starts with Stone in Focus over Death Grips lyrics funnily enough. Some segments of this feel a bit more sparse and like a bad DJ mix. Some segments are better than any other Vrothers material.
Jimmy Cutter - I Sold My House For An Aube CD
Total Run Time: 6:26
1. Love Noise - 2:58
2. [automatic interlude] - 0:53
3. Rush - 2:35
Another Jimmy Cutter noise thing. But this one's REALLY good at being pretty intense. I recommend.
Critual with the Kastanet Krew - Jazzy Feelings
Total Run Time: 13:26
1. Jelena - 2:39
2. From 16 to 819 - 2:11
3. Are You There? - 2:37
4. Fuck You Sideways - 2:56
5. Jazzy Feelings - 3:03
Weird. Significantly interesting. Nice glitchy jazz stuff. Some funny samples.
Jimmy Cutter - The New Theme Tune For Every Single British Program
Total Run Time: 4:54
1. The New Theme Tune For Every Single British Program - 4:54
Also insanely good at being intense!
AJJ Spritzer - Quest For The Sacred Creme Egg
Total Run Time: 2:57
1. Quest Part 1 - 2:46
2. Quest Part 2 - 0:11
Weird, compressed, melodic noise thing. Kinda sounds like some of my spectrogram experiments.
Gas Mine Found - Nighttime Despair Soul Balsam
Total Run Time: 18:31
1. UK Flash - 1:29
2. Datura Hex Code - 2:01
3. Collapse - 5:00
4. Fire Dispute Between Two Borderlands In Desparate Collage of Terror, Napalm and More - 5:00
5. We're Finally Home (The Rest Is Not Assured However) - 5:01
February 27th, I haven't listened to WTC in about a week, and we're getting back into this again. Alright. So far, this album is actually AMAZING. Some really entertaining glitch music that sometimes skitters close to breakcore and has some of the best chosen and used samples I've seen in WTC's catalog. A LOT more fresh and interesting than most of the glitch music here, and a nice refresher. Also: I've decided that after this, instead of doing ALL of Tsundere Violence, I'll just go through the compilations. Yeah, I'll do that RIGHT after WTC.
Vrothers - I See The World Again With My Revolver
Total Run Time: 46:46
1. Revolver 1 - 7:23
2. Revolver 2 - 2:36
3. Revolver 3 - 3:09
4. Revolver 4 - 2:24
5. Revolver 5 - 3:45
6. Revolver 6 - 4:17
7. Revolver 7 - 2:05
8. Revolver 8 - 4:45
9. Revolver 9 - 7:57
10. Revolver 10 - 1:05
11. Revolver 11 - 2:14
12. Revovler 12 - 5:06
Damnit, not another Vrothers album. Well, including this one, we only have 4 left. It's more of the same still. At this point it's getting less impressive and more annoying. These are getting more mediocre every time.
[The] Superslow Disc Fockey Medial Q - Nature Supreme
Total Run Time: 8:45
1. Person's People - 3:58
2. R Plus 6 - 1:38
3. Partick Ritual - 0:46
4. Trapper Wire - 2:23
Kind of a generic one. Reminds me of id m theft able though, so I'll place it a bit higher.
Various Artists - Clydebank Allstars?
Total Run Time: 17:49
1. Jimmy Cutter - Back From The Dead - 3:50
2. Philaru - Pig Roach's Revival - 1:30
3. Critual - Mr. Railgun - 1:30
4. Rothko & Me - Westmunister - 0:34
5. Lo Lid Rocko - Capture 17 - 4:06
6. Ruff Killah - Record Breaking Length Of Only Four Feet Long - 3:20
7. The UltraHyperRoboEroticFuckWad Orchestra - Making My Way Downtown But I Didn't Really See You Because [reason] - 0:15
8. The Other Mike Oldfield - I'm Too Sexy (For Your Bells) - 2:44
Another early Clydebank compilation. At least all these tracks are exclusive, and it's MUCH shorter. The Jimmy Cutter track is relatively subpar. Philaru is just as bad as the rest of the Philaru shit. The Critual track is pretty cool. The Rothko & Me track is eh. Ruff Killah track was kinda cool but got a bit boring. The UltraHyperRoboEroticFuckWad Orchestra like ususal was too short to form any real opinions on. Tubular bells were tubular bells. Also a terrible compilation, but more points than the other one for the afformentioned reasons.
Kelpie National - Tone Mixture: forawhile[>if]
Total Run Time: 16:25
1. Tone 1 - 1:04
2. Tone 2 - 0:24
3. Tone 3 - 0:15
4. Tone 4 - 0:11
5. Tone 5 - 0:41
6. Tone 6 - 0:23
7. Tone 7 - 0:32
8. Tone 8 - 0:31
9. Tone 9 - 0:09
10. Tone 10 - 0:01
11. Tone 11-19: Music For 8 Tone Generators - 12:14
Tracks 1-10 are single-tone sine waves, each lasting for their respective track lengths. The last track was a somewhat interesting noise track, so I'll rank the thing above "Terrible" for that alone.
Vrothers Korporation - Launch On
Total Run Time: 39:12
1. Walking Downtown With My Amiga - 7:30
2. 56i - 9:11
3. How Many Cats Do You Have? - 6:07
4. Bazteem - 4:50
5. Slow Cut - 5:21
6. This Music Is Generally Not Good - 3:44
7. So Long - 2:29
February 28th. JUST 3 Vrothers albums left including this one. This is just becoming Hell at this point. I think I would recommend going through RINGEX PLASTER's entire discography more than the WTC catalog. WTC catalog don't get me wrong has some definitely AMAZING moments (especially as of late), but just SO much of it is devoted to shit like this. Can't wait to start the Tsundere Violence Compilatons. This one actually does have a more interesting choice of samples than the last one though. Ends weirdly.
Walkman Kulture - The Return Of Walkman Kulture
Total Run Time: 15:10
1. 001 - 0:31
2. 002 - 0:35
3. 003 - 0:23
4. 004 - 0:34
5. 005 - 0:29
6. 006 - 0:09
7. 007 - 0:28
8. 008 - 0:41
9. 009 - 0:54
10. 010 - 0:19
11. 011 - 0:32
12. 012 - 0:52
13. 013 - 0:24
14. 014 - 0:34
15. 015 - 0:58
16. 016 - 0:23
17. 017 - 0:43
18. 018 - 0:10
19. 019 - 0:10
20. 020 - 0:11
21. 021 - 0:44
22. 022 - 0:25
23. 023 - 0:46
24. 024 - 0:32
25. 025 - 0:34
26. 026 - 0:30
27. 027 - 0:56
28. 028 - 0:14
29. 029 - 0:27
30. 030 - 0:02
A weird one, considering it's really just one track split into 30 miniscule parts. Fairly entertaining, but fairly average Walkman Kulture release aside from that. Absolutely rushing to enter everything on OpenScrobbler for this one. Also I was thinking about how much music I have downloaded. Then I remembered I have ALL of WXAXRXP downloaded (also an idea for a listening project at some point) and I realized... I could fit all of it on a DVD. So I'm burning it to DVDr now
The Walmart Pensioner Orchestra - Livin' In A Walmart
Total Run Time: 56:53
1. The Walmart Outside - 20:35
2. (This Is) Walmart - 6:11
3. Walmērt - 0:53
4. Walmart Medley - 14:47
5. Tramlaw - 4:22
6. My Final Goodbye To Walmart Before It Closes Down For The Day - 10:05
Paulstretched Walmart Choir. I mean, I knew this would be terrible by the artwork, what was I expecting?
rise&shine - Retrieved From Void
Total Run Time: 10:05
1. Rising Tide - 2:58
2. Wow, It's Triangular - 6:30
3. Untitled - 0:37
Interesting noises. Slightly beaty.
DJ Fuckface & His Band Of Rogue Electronic Instruments - Loops 'n' Shit
Total Run Time: 1:39
1. Last Night At Noisefest...
Apparently this used to be a MUCH bigger album... and then a bunch of tracks were deleted and we have this. I wish I could've heard the whole thing, it sounds like it was pretty interesting. This track sounds like it would've been on the lower end of it. It's eh. (Actually, apparently, the original one was REALLY bad)
Critual - It Takes Up To 40 Dumb Animals To Make A Fur Coat But Only One To Wear It
Total Run Time: 11:14
1. Killer Party In Istanbul - 1:28
2. ¿¡in - 1:07
3. 12 Second Freezeflac - 2:11
4. https://www.sex.com/ - 1:15
5. Immediate Loss - 5:13
March 2nd, haven't done this in a couple days cause I've been busy. Pretty cool, pretty cool. The first couple tracks are kinda mediocre, 12 Second Freezeflac's a reissue, but the last couple tracks are pretty good! 12 Second Freezeflac is also still as good as I remember.
Total Run Time: 37:07
1. Hum - 4:15
2. Track - 5:03
3. Drive - 8:12
4. Centre - 8:20
5. Direction - 5:24
6. Hub - 5:53
Just TWO more Vrothers albums left including this one... although, we're still in April of 2020. Still quite a ways left of 2020 to go, although if I recall releases started to get a bit slower near the end of it. To be honest, this is one of the better Vrothers albums as of late though.
kickassmotherfuckerontheblock - yeahsureman
Total Run Time: 4:57
1. yeahsureman - 3:57
2. Bit 1 - 0:05
3. Bit 2 - 0:05
4. Bit 3 - 0:05
5. Bit 4 - 0:05
6. Bit 5 - 0:05
7. Bit 6 - 0:05
8. Bit 7 - 0:05
9. Bit 8 - 0:05
10. Bit 9 - 0:05
11. Bit 10 - 0:05
12. Bit 11 - 0:05
13. Bit 12 - 0:05
Some insane noise thing that turned beaty after a little bit. Actually turned out insanely good, some wack crazy interesting noises layered together for an awesome beat synchronization reminiscent of Pan Sonic and Kid606. Apparently a reissue of a compilation track. Last 12 tracks are stems.
Family Dollar - Lombard Street
Total Run Time: 44:28
1. Momento - 1:14
2. Butt Fucking - 3:25
3. HOW - 6:48
4. Inbox B - 6:42
5. I when Me's About To - 2:40
6. Work Shot - 7:31
7. Family Dollar Anthem - 4:40
8. Lombard Street - 11:28
So before going into this, let me just state that I have heard a LOT of good things about Family Dollar. Do NOT fail me now... Starting the album... So. What the fuck is this? This is basically RINGEX PLASTER. I mean... like it's pretty much a RINGEX PLASTER album, this is insane. This is also weirdly kind of like Vrothers, except it replicates the fucking chaos of the first one. But like, I don't LOVE it as much... but it's just so God damn weird. I mean, it started with fucking Big Chungus. AND WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE PONY SONG SAMPLE THAT RINGEX PLASTER LOOPED FOR 20 MINUTES THIS IS LITERALLY FUCKING RINGEX PLASTER HOW DID THEY DO THIS WHAT. Wait shit, RINGEX PLASTER JUST released something.... Ooh, I have to listening project this one haha. Okay it's like many hours haha of course it fucking is that's going to be entertaining. When should I do it...? Yeah so this is weird, but like I'm also VERY distracted by new RINGEX. I think I'll start that on Friday. Okay, yeah, I love this album, it's great. Like Ditigal Gonnhorea, but better. (Also, apparently Family Dollar ARE the Vrothers guys)
Critual with Raz Rizla & The Innocuous Cunt
Total Run Time: 5:17
1. Dirty Fucker - 1:16
2. Dirty Fucker (Remixed By The Vietnamese Printer Assembly) - 4:01
It's interesting. Nothing special.
Jojo Mcjoe / MTS AIRMASS / Giraffe People / Wenton - Ice Cream Truck Around The Corner Of Hell
Total Run Time: 43:25
1. Saturday Morning FM Radio, Shot In The Head, Now It's Tuesday At 20000Hz - 43:25
Hey, it's this one! I'm on this one! Is it conceited if I rank one I was on higher? I mean, we did a damn good job at it so... I'll have to definitely recommend it of course. I remember working on this one was so fun. Jojo found this website that had like every radio station ever and we spent a good couple days sampling the best shit we could find and I spent the whole of those two days gathering those samples and arranging this masterpiece. It's perfect I think, I HAVE to recommend it. I mean we compiled THE best sounds and it was just mmmmmmm. I love this one. Maybe buy the CD of it?? I have a lot of them left (none sold yet lol). Also, this is the second album in the series of the Venetian Snares Discord server albums, the first being Deep Sea Squeeze Tree from Fucking Morons, and the third being Gamer Time from Various Artists. RETURN TO SENDER might also count as one, but that was also just a me and Jojo collab... but we WERE doing it publicly on the Discord so... idk, count it if you want. I mean this series of projects is awesome too, and SO varying in quality. Deep Sea Squeeze Tree is the fucking worst in the best way possible, this album is a fucking masterpiece, Gamer Time is also the worst, but it does a better job at being that, and RETURN TO SENDER is THE ULTIMATE RAW DATA ALBUM. Seriously, I firmly believe no mainly raw-data glitch album will surpass RTS. No, but yeah, this is still amazing.
Medial Q - A Bloke Who Smokes Too Much Crack Is A Good Bloke
Total Run Time: 10:26
1. I Have Flimbs - 2:36
2. Stare Wads - 1:12
3. Northern Kitten - 1:51
4. Well, This Place Is Shit - 1:27
5. A Bloke Who Smokes Too Much Crack Is A Good Bloke - 3:20
Pretty good, but also nothing special
Lo Lid Rocko - When Will I Be Hi Fidelity?
Total Run Time: 21:17
1. Kalice Casual - 10:23
2. Cedilla - 2:53
3. Fallen Cartridge Trajectory - 8:01
Hey, this one's also on EMCD! I also remember this one being quite good, and listening to it, yeah this sound design is quite a bit more crafted than some of the other llr projects. No, but actually this project is really good, I kinda forgot about it. Like these crazy beat shit is awesome, he really did his best for the Drone Strobe.
The Other Mike Oldfield - The Sounds Of The Tubular Bells (Volume 2.718391)
Total Run Time: 33:04
1. Peace Bells - 3:25
2. Tubular Bell Anthem - 4:32
3. Sleeping Bells - 3:07
4. Walk Like A Bell - 3:08
5. Seinbeld - 0:38
6. Together Bellever - 2:59
7. Bells Of Fury - 2:39
8. Ain't Nothing But A G Bell - 3:59
9. Bell - 5:15
10. Tubular Bell Medley - 3:22
It's tha fuckin bells! Interesting thing I noticed a lot on these things it rarely uses the actual melody of the song and just everything else, I mean sometimes it's there but it's also in the background a lot when it is. The last song is weird and kind of interesting but not in a good way, but that was definitely intentional. Actually the very ending of this is pretty cool. Would make recommended if it was all like this.
The Me Dial With Band In Six Q - No Needle Cut-Out Groove Deconstruction
Total Run Time: 8:34
1. You Have No Future - 0:13
2. Compulsive When Eating - 2:24
3. Yes, There Is No I - 1:27
4. DJ Sleavzy Mo Bile Ring Tone Central Heading - 1:51
5. Genuine Fear Of Creme Eggs & Other Assorted Cadbury Products - 1:17
6. Broken Table Partial - 1:22
Boring and terrible. Felt like a silent, worn record for 9 minutes, minus the 2 seconds of left-ear tinnitus at the end. I enjoyed the Tubular Bells more than this.
Reed & Bleu - Improvisations On Cheap Gear
Total Run Time: 16:25
1. Direct Assault (Duet For PO 32 & Volca FM) - 11:56
2. Giselle Chapel (Version W) - 3:16
3. Fragment - 1:13
Actually a pretty fun release. I like it a bit. Nothing THAT special, but it's decent and fun.
Total Run Time: 9:55
1. Beginning - 1:20
2. Forward - 1:23
3. After - 6:37
4. End - 0:35
This is one of LLR's favorites in the catalog. Apparently made entirely out of white noise?? That actually makes this release kind of insane, because this already hits recommended and then that on top of it? I can see why this is one of his favorites, it is pretty amazing.
The Stink Practitioner - Invocation Of Our Smelly Mistress
Total Run Time: 11:06
1. The Pungent Remnants Of Our Sewage Buffet (feat. God King Josiah) - 0:20
2. Bwomp Pah-Pah Oom-Pah - 0:19
3. Mutilated Spaghetti Carcass - 1:01
4. Baby's First Grindcore Song - 2:19
5. Bwomp Pah-Pah Oom-Pah (Part 2) - 0:37
6. Fucked Internally - 1:01
7. Death Part 1: The Beginning - 1:22
8. Death Part 2: Middle - 1:34
9. Death Part 3: Fuck - 1:12
10. Carousel of DEATH - 1:01
11. The Pungent Remnants Of Our Sewage Buffet (Instrumental) - 0:20
It's MIDI grindcore and it's intentionally shit. God King Josiah's screaming is the best part.
Total Run Time: 63:16
1. I Love Logs - 4:42
2. Increasingly Difficult To Learn For No Absolute Reason - 9:18
3. MyTributeToEminem.mp3 - 6:59
4. Hairy Potter - 13:07
5. My Trip To The ICA - 12:47
6. Not In The Mood - 16:23
Alright, this is the last Vrothers album. But it's also the longest one, so damn. Well, we'll have to get through it. Starts out with Mouse On Mars. I think this first song kinda captures something weird about Vrothers. Despite Digital Gonhorrea being a reissue of NOT their first album, every album they put on WTC gets increasingly less chaotic IN ORDER. What made Digital Gonhorrea so good was the fucking chaos. Sure the rest of these are made the same way, but by the end they actually DO seem like Discord bots whereas Digital Gonhorrea is still somewhat magical. Fucking All I Want For Christmas Is You randomly in there haha. I think that's some CD ad maybe? anyways, CD ads are actually perfect for this shit, you know the type of copy-paste compilation CD TV ads I'm talking about? Yeah those would be perfect if that wasn't already one. Alright, by the second half of this, it actually does start to get quite a bit chaotic and I like it a bit now. Mostly because of the fucking cartoon beatbox battle though, like seriously what the fuck! This is just hilarious. The second half of this album gets pretty good I have to say. Apparently Digital Gonorrhea was 4 people and the rest were 2 or 3 so I guess my point about chaos actually has validity.
Walkmen Culture Vs Rez Razla & The Count Onnicuous - Beginner's Guide To Moonwalking
Total Run Time: 7:28
1. Thank God You Have No Teeth - 1:22
2. Herefore - 1:25
3. Journey To Africa - 1:14
4. Imminent Death - 1:17
5. Gene Simmons Can No Longer - 1:06
6. Not T/here - 1:04
Pretty mediocre. More Walkman Kulture stuff, again nothing special. More radio fuckery.
Total Run Time: 51:47
1. My Red Hot Car Park - 2:04
2. Yeah, I'm On Sand - 1:26
3. Retrospective On Shit Artwork - 1:43
4. Crackhead (Part 1) - 6:07
5. Crackhead (Part 2) - 19:23
6. Krèp - 9:58
7. Small Giraffe Hands - 10:14
8. This Is The End For You - 0:52
This one actually manages to be a bit more interesting than the other Medial Q releases. It's a bit less in-the-background and has some better samples. Doesn't exactly justify its length though, by track 6 it starts to feel like its gone on too long and then there's 21 minutes left.
Riz Rilez & The Cunet Inoc / Jimmy Cutter - Full Of Stars
Total Run Time: 6:22
1. Riz Rilez & The Cunet Inoc - Cut Junk Nil - 2:55
2. Jimmy Cutter - Please Welcome Our Noise Opera - 3:27
Yeah, I don't really know what to say about this one, it was over too fast for me to form any real opinions about it. It sounded cool.
Kirgo, Cat Merchant - Spicy Joseph's Saunter To Tesco Extra
Total Run Time: 10:41
1. My Landlord Kevin Spacey - 2:11
2. Tesco 4:15
3. My Father Casey Kasem - 1:00
4. Asda - 3:15
Kind of terrible but in an amazing way. So it averages out to be just fairly good I suppose, it wasn't THAT special, but it was pretty fun and cool for the most part.
Total Run Time: 0:45
1. Lol Fuck - 0:45
Intentionally shite.
Godbin / Glenmusik - World Famous / Music For Pipe Cleaners
Total Run Time: 29:00
1. Godbin - BTK - 3:01
2. Godbin - Gacy - 6:27
3. Godbin - Gein - 0:38
4. Godbin - Ramirez - 2:43
5. Godbin - Chikatilo - 1:55
6. Glenmusik - All Aboard The Ambient Noise Train - 11:15
7. Glenmusik - Get Out Of My Car - 3:01
I realized I stop dating my reviews of these. I suppose I'm thinking of it less than a journal even though that was its original purpose. I mean, the purpose for this now is to give a comprehensive list of what out of the WTC catalog is worth listening to because I would NOT recommend going through it. The Godbin side of this seems to be MIDI randomness with a bit of reverb. It should be terrible, but it's surprisingly listenable. The Glenmusik side is fairly entertaining.
The CD Skipper Orchestra - Scratched
Total Run Time: 4:26
1. Scratched - 4:26
Well, I notoriously have a HUGE soft-spot for CD skipping music, and this is no exception. Fucking brilliant, but I may have a bias due to my obsession with skipping CDs.
Lol Fuck - Lol Fuck Extended Play
Total Run Time: 3:14
1. You're Stuck In A Cave And Eastenders Is Slowly Approaching You, God Help Your Soul - 0:31
2. Eastenders Theme (Prod. Squarepusher) - 0:26
3. Eastenders Theme But It's Noclipping Out Of Reality - 0:27
4. Eastenders Theme (Prod. Steve Reich) - 0:45
5. Eastenders Theme But I Slowed It Down, Equalised It And Added Reverb To Get Upvotes On r/Vaporwave - 1:05
Various (and might I say, well done) edits of the East Enders theme. Track 4 is the one included on the first Lol Fuck release.
Total Run Time: 39:20
1. ARANXTA YAROS - Polictiecks Are Dumb Studpid! - 2:03
2. Jojo McJoe - Death Ambience - 4:22
3. ARANXTA YAROS - What's A Furry - 0:45
4. Wenton - Danger Music No. 13 - 0:58
5. John Beatsman - Sonic Time - 2:11
6. ARANXTA YAROS - ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - 1:13
7. Jimmy Cutter - Yo'u've Got The Clap - 5:25
8. MTS AIRMASS - Aaand... Scene - 22:23
The third installment of the Venetian Snares Discord Server albums! A lot of these tracks were memes AND this was back when we all made pretty shit music. But listening back, a lot of these songs actually do hold up quite a bit, especially this fucking John Beatsman track, like that one's solid. This contains music from back when FLASH CONDUCT didn't exist and he was ARANXTA YAROS and he tried and failed to be RINGEX PLASTER. I remember when he did a one-off compilation too, it was basically the same quality as another Gamer Time haha. Xerbie's glitch tracks on this were still a bit solid though somehow. This Jimmy Cutter track is an average one though. Also my MTS AIRMASS track I put on here I made super long because I had assumed the others would also do that, but I ended up taking over half the release haha. It's Ableton Noise, not really much special, but I did actually manage to make it sound fairly interesting and pleasant. Also I do really like what I did with the end of this track.