SLOWDOWN

NǽnøĉÿbbŒrğ VbëřřĦōlökäävsŦ DISCOGRAPHY RANKING
(it's important that you read these reviews in chronological order)

Below is a file directory in chronological review order:

MY ALBUM RANKING:
Goodbye, Sol: A Voyage To The End Of Spacetime And Back
The All
10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Gs of Artificial Gravity
Lunar 2
ἐπιστήμη & τέχνη, Marching Hand in Hand to Ω•
Dark Matter
Solar 2
(Supervoids)
NǽnøĉÿbbŒrğ VbëřřĦōlökäävsŦ
Total Eclipse
Parallel Dimensions
Stars: A Comparative Study Of Astroillumination And Four Dimensional Spacetime
Solar
Eternal Darkness Vortex
Lunar
II
FREE ENERGY
The Ultimate Fate Of The Universe



The Ultimate Fate Of The Universe

Total Run Time: 1367:57

1. Doom Apocalypse X, The Ultimate Fate Of The Universe (Part I: The Big Bang) - 87:01
2. Doom Apocalypse X, The Ultimate Fate Of The Universe (Part II: Planck Epoch) - 0:01
3. Doom Apocalypse X, The Ultimate Fate Of The Universe (Part III: Epoch Of Nucleosynthesis) - 66:28
4. Doom Apocalypse X, The Ultimate Fate Of The Universe (Part IV: Radiation Domination) - 113:47
5. Doom Apocalypse X, The Ultimate Fate Of The Universe (Part V: Matter Domination) - 36:10
6. Doom Apocalypse X, The Ultimate Fate Of The Universe (Part VI: The Primordial Dark Age) - 165:09
7. Doom Apocalypse X, The Ultimate Fate Of The Universe (Part VII: Reionization) - 199:06
8. Doom Apocalypse X, The Ultimate Fate Of The Universe (Part VIII: The Black Hole Era) - 149:42
9. Doom Apocalypse X, The Ultimate Fate Of The Universe (Part IX: The Photon Era) - 404:26
10. Doom Apocalypse X, The Ultimate Fate Of The Universe (Part X: The Heat Death) - 146:10


Well, you know it had to be done. That's right, we're listening to prime Internet Music. This album in particular is gonna be super tough to get through. Mostly because every track (except track 2 obviously) on here is just some track slowed down to the point of unrecognizability. Yesterday I woke up at 3 AM to attempt to listen to a 24 hour song in full in one sitting. The song in question was Bull of Heaven's 028 - Even to the Edge of Doom. It was so fucking minimal that it felt like torture by the end, but I didn't even stay up all 24 hours. By the time there were about 6 hours left, I decided I would fall asleep while the song still played on my speakers and set an alarm to attend the last ten or so minutes. I did that, the song was over and BAM. Fucking crazy experience. There was no silence today, because any time there was silence I could still hear the loop from that song. God, that was a crazy experience. Never doing that again. Unless it's a way more interesting song... Anyways, fun fact about downloading some of the older albums - A lot of the mediafire download links don't work! - What you need to do is delete the "download____" section, replace the first string of letters and numbers in between slashes with "file" and add a "/file" onto the very end. So that works for every album EXCEPT Supervoids for whatever reason. So as of now I'm just completely unable to listen to Supervoids (although it is uploaded to YouTube, but I don't get the full metadata experience [they like to hide things in metadata]). Anyways, onto reviewing the actual material, these are some of the most epic songs ever made. No they're not, they're SUPER super slowed down versions of other songs and literally nothing more. They're sort of this low-ish compression rumble thing. I mean it does actually manage to sound cool. There are some parts that just kinda peak outta nowhere and that's pretty interesting. I've skimmed through track 9 before and parts of that actually sound interesting (let's see how it is when we get to that). Anyways, this album is definitely gonna take me a week or two to get through (especially since I go to Band Camp starting Friday and I'll only be able to listen to about an hour a day or so). SO. If all of their albums are like this, then why on Earth am I doing this listening project???? And the answer is... NOT all of their albums are like this. Actually, Goodbye Sol is a straight up S tier album. After a couple albums like this, they actually start experimenting more and more and we start getting some CRAZY good albums at a point. And THAT's why we're here. Because this band is an absolute anomally. So basically we have to wade through this stuff to get to the actually good stuff. But it's worth it! Maybe... I'm not 100% sure. But hey, for being literally just slowed down actual songs, this album is better than I thought it would be! Granted, I'm only an hour through, but whatever. Alright I'm going to sleep, I'll finish this tomorrow. Well, it's tomorrow and I just had the most stressful fucking morning of all time. Had to wake up early to try to get a same-day appointment for my learner's permit, got there, my dad's proof of residencies were expired and we had to rush home and print out new ones and get back. And the printer was fucking jammed cause I went cheap on CD labels. We got back there 2 minutes past the window and had to get back in line. Fuck's sake. Anyways, track one is over. That was fine I guess. Track 2 comes in, and even though it was one second long, that noise was actually really really cool. Track 3 is a more interesting one than track 1 (I know, I'm judging these tracks like they AREN'T slowed down versions of other songs). ALRIGHT SO -- I FINALLY got my learner's permit (4th time's the charm) AND RINGEX PLASTER released a new album! So I gotta go do that now, this page might not be updated for a bit. Okay, it's a few days later (Sunday, July 25th) and I've decided fuck it, I'm listening to the .2 EPs of RINGEX PLASTER. I'll download some and do some other stuff while listening to this though. Anyways, we're on track 4, let's go. Well this starts off different, cause the first thing we hear is ACTUAL DISCERNABLE NOTES. This one doesn't seem to be too pushed past the point of listenability, so that's a plus (or maybe a minus, I have no clue, this thing's so low effort it's hard to form any actual opinions on it). But at the very least, this is more interesting to listen to. Yeah, 33 minutes in and this track actually manages to sound pretty cool! It's still playing those discernable notes with nothing between them, but it feels like a somber, slow, piano jam. Sounds like something I'd bop out one day out of boredom, but it's pretty cool nonetheless. I mean, I know it's still just whatever the original sample is crazy slowed down, but that doesn't mean I can't still like this!!! Ooh, and a weird skip in audio! Neat little audio glitch a little past 51 minutes, that's a funny thing to pick up on. Sidenote: this is probably the track that convinces people they're actually playing bass in Antarctica, this one does sound a lot like somber bass playing. Alright that's it of that track, it doesn't change the whole time, gets a bit boring by the end but *probably* the best one here. Track 5 time baby, it's Monday now! This track is just like bass going into my ears the whole time and causing the whole song to rumble, feels nothing more than that really. Interesting and feels nice on the ears. OOh! Around 7 minutes we get discernable pitches!! (Though they're REALLY bassy). There's some lighter industrial-sounding hits here and there (I'm willing to bet this track is the random electro one that was slown down). That was somewhat interesting, fun that it's pretty short. Does a few interesting fadeouts at the end. Alright, track 6 babyyyyy!!! This is the longest one so far, and it starts out so bassy that you almost can't hear anything (and it seems to stay like that forever). Ooh, after a period that was so low it was basically silence, some audible sounds come in around 48:30. Nice. This track isn't very interesting. And then at 58:30, actual discernable notes again! I sped this one up in Audacity, and oddly enough it doesn't seem to be a REAL track that they slowed down. It's some MIDI piano thing with a chorus effect on top of it played once forwards and once backwards. Anyways, this inspired me to see some of the other tracks sped up. The first one is an ULTRA ULTRA ULTRA compressed Through The Fire And The Flames (I think that's the song). It's like so compressed it's basically a V/Vm style remix. Not putting the others in rn cause they're lagging my computer so much trying to get Audacity to load them. Whatever. Yeah that song was terrible. Track 7 babey!! This one's especially weird cause it starts with a bunch of clanking sounds that sound super randomly placed n whatnot. Some discernable bass notes come in at 12 minutes. Then we get some interesting sorts of melodies around 19 minutes which is cool. This track in particular sounds a lot like Bull of Heaven. Especially since one part just seems to loop a lot. There's some occasional glitch-pops which I can't tell if they're actually part of the song or if I need to restart my audio driver for the 5th fucking time (my laptop has so many fucking problems I want to kill it so badly). I sped this one up in Audacity and it's some sort of bossa nova track that actually does loop quite a bit. I just sped up track 3 in Audacity and that's another metal song (that one might actually be Through The Fire And The Flames, I don't know I never listened to it). This time nothing was actually done to it except the slowdown. Track 5 sped up is some sort of eletronic metal song that sounds like it's from some CD-ROM game and it's also really amplified and totally clips. It is interesting how different these tracks sound once they're slowed down though, I will give it that. Anyways, back to this track, the loop doesn't have very much depth to it and it's pretty boring. Also it's sounding like these glitch-pops I mentioned earlier aren't actually the fault of my computer and seem to be part of the song (actually they're not (or maybe they are??!?!?!)). Listening to all this long-form music lately is getting me sort of existential. Like, why? Why am I doing this? And then I look at the rest of the discography and remember that this is just the worst album of theirs and I have to get through this hurdle. No matter how damn boring this track might be. No matter the fact that there's still like 12 and a half hours left of this damn thing (which is more than half, yep we haven't reached the halfway point yet). There is an interesting ending to this track, everything gets Super slowed. They really didn't choose sonically interesting tracks to slow down. Yeah, I discovered via the next track (track 8 this is) that it's just my computer being god-awful and I need to restart. Seeya in 10 minutes.
Well, it's been a lot longer than 10 minutes. It's been over a week actually, but here we are again, Saturday August 14th listening to track 8. School started and stuff and I was working on the RINGEX PLASTER listening project and I just got super busy n everything, but we're back in business I suppose. Let's go. I mean, what more is there to say about this track that hasn't been said on the other tracks? Really slow bass notes (this one's also probably one of the ones that comes to mind when people actually believe their backstory). Oh wait we get some chime sounds in here. Actually this one starts to sound super interesting with the chimes. Only 6 minutes in, but I have a feeling this might end up being the best track here. This one develops quite a bit yeah, the bass gets more crinkly and crinkly until at 15 minutes when it cuts out and just chimes sounds. Some occasional loud pulses (which I think are drums). Woah, 15:40 this giant bassy synth thhat just feels overall massive. This is probably really interesting because putting this into Audacity, the source material seems to be quite long. Even when it's sped up a little bit (I'm lot going to try to find the correct speed of this, that's too much), it's over 13 minutes. This source song actually like never repeats, that definitely keeps things interesting. It seems like about 35 minutes in, the lyrics have just started. But yeah, this track is totally going through a lot. 49 minutes in is a really interesting part, the drums fade out and now we just have the bass. You can hear the individual plucks and some tweaks, it's pretty tight. I quite like the melody at around 69 minutes in. At 88 minutes this super nice drone comes in. Anyways, a couple days ago (it was Wednesday and Thursday, today's actually Sunday so its been a bit) I finished listening to 8 and started on 9. 8 Was actually super interesting the entire time through, it's weird how variant it was. Now 9 was really weird, considering it's almost 7 hours so it must've been slowed down a LOT, but it's also really audible meaning the source material must've just been super long. What's also weird is like 9 minutes in (or maybe I'm misremembering and this is actually at the end of track 8) we get what's very obviously the highest pitch on the album - and it goes on for a WHILE. It's like a full on Ventolin-type ringing, which makes me wonder how high the pitch must've originally been. Anyways, I got like 2 hours through the track, and I'll be continuing today. Alright, so I'm speeding this up in Audacity and it seems like the source material's actually a full album (which makes a lot of sense really). Also they added a long phone ring at the end (or maybe they didn't add that, but it's hard to believe that was an actual part of the original metal album). Anyways, this track's sorta interesting. Ya know, I might actually try to get up to speed with Vac 2013 while I'm doing this (its been like a week since I chunked at that). Anyways, I'm 5 and a half hours in, been listening to just Vac 2013, and it really doesn't sound like I've missed much off this, its really just been the same bass sounds from earlier, nothing stands out. I mean, this thing isn't particularly better than any other track, I wouldn't even say it's very good. Although it feels really weird that 3 hours of this have passed since earlier today, it's like it feels like I definitely haven't done that much. It does have some nice ambience though, I'll give it that (if there even is anything to give to it). Oooh, the phone ringing part has started and it actually sounds really really cool when slowed down. Imma pause Vac 2013 for this part. Sounds like a constant banging of some pan. Then it just fades, and there we go! The third longest track I've ever listened to (2nd goes to a different track also by this band, first goes to that 24 hour Bull of Heaven track [028]). I'll listen to this last track at some point, but imma take a break for now. Alright, listening to the last one now (Wednesday, the 25th). This is a largely uneventful track I think. Some interesting synth pulses at 14 minutes. Real interesting actual discernable notes that play at a discernable rhythm (for the first time ever) at 77 minutes. 99 minutes has some really weird sounding bass synth arpeggio type things (I don't really know what to call it but it sounds super cool). Suddenly, it fades out, and we're somehow done. Jesus, that was a long album. Wasn't very good either. Sad. We'll get through some of these lame ones and make it to the amazing music, okay?


Stars: A Comparative Study Of Astroillumination And Four Dimensional Spacetime

Total Run Time: 489:34

1. Supermassive Illuminating Celestial Plasma Concentration (Part I: Sol, 1392500) - 0:01
2. Supermassive Illuminating Celestial Plasma Concentration (Part II: Sirius, 2506500) - 0:01
3. Supermassive Illuminating Celestial Plasma Concentration (Part III: Pollux, 6962500) - 0:01
4. Supermassive Illuminating Celestial Plasma Concentration (Part IV: Arcturus, 41775000) - 0:04
5. Supermassive Illuminating Celestial Plasma Concentration (Part V: Rigel, 86335000) - 0:09
6. Supermassive Illuminating Celestial Plasma Concentration (Part VI: Betelgeuse, 905125000) - 9:05
7. Supermassive Illuminating Celestial Plasma Concentration (Part VII: Antares, 1108430000) - 110:08
8. Supermassive Illuminating Celestial Plasma Concentration (Part VIII: VV Cephei, 3676200000) - 370:06


First 3 tracks are some really interesting flickers of sound, track 4 is a really short clip of one of the slowed down songs, track 5 is some super interesting flickering thing, almost like a reverse slowdown, but in 9 seconds but still with the bass? It's some crazy effect that's actually really cool. Alright, track 6 is an actual length, only 9 minutes though let's just chunk through this (still the 25th of August). It's really weird, it's this crazy effect that's like compression, a slow down, MAYBE a reverse (I can't really tell), but it has this super nice ambient atmosphere that's created by this absolutely jarring effect. This is the first time I'm appreciating the content here! It also HEAVY clips (like a lot of the long long tracks from before [these two tracks are DEFINITELY gonna be same style and I'm dreading it]). But this track in particular's really interesting and I'm definitely eating it up. Parts of it are totally off beat too, how did they get this super weird ambient background to it? This track doesn't make sense and I love it! Sounds a lot like Death of Rave. Then it just kinda fades out doing what it was doing the whole time. I'll listen to the rest of this later. Alright, track 7 starting on Friday the 27th. Really weirdly, it totally just starts in the middle of some other thing. Really early on it actually has this synth thing which isn't the FIRST discernable notes we've ever heard, but definitely are the first actual semblance of melody. This track is already much more interesting than anything on the first album. And it's also been going on for a really long time actually, like we're 9 minutes in already (this started 2 minutes in) and there was an actual other progression where there were drums and shit and it sounded different, and we're back to square one again, this is the first discernable progression! Now I'm quite interested in seeing what this is in Audacity. Woah, at 11 minutes 30 seconds, it does like a REALLY sudden change. Just like OH, I didn't expect that in the slightest, I mean it's back to like the beginning so it's just a really weird skip, but still very jarring. My prediction is it'll do that again at 23 minutes and this whole thing will actually be a loop of sorts (putting this into Audacity so we may or may not get that surprise spoiled). Well looking at this in Audacity it's... almost a big loop. Idk it's weird, it repeats some sections then some other sections and just like random skiparounds. Like there's definitely some repeated waveforms but the order is just completely random which is actually interesting! Well, it was definitely a surprise (but a VERY welcome one) that this track would actually be interesting! There's also some interesting metadata secrets on this one. Comments of track 2 says " 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 0000008A 000000B8 000005D5 00000851 0000008A 0000008A". That's the only one, but still somewhat interesting. First time we see one of their staples, a metadata secret. What does it mean? Who cares. Anyways, the Audacity speedup finally loaded and AHHH THIS IS THE ELECTRO SONG THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS IS LIKE TRANCE OR DUBSTEP OR WHATEVER IDK. Yeah and then it does a lot of weird loops/skiparounds. The other interesting thing here is this is looped enough to where it doesn't have to be slowed down THAT much to reach its absurd length and we can actually hear a lot of things that aren't just constant unbearable bass. Ah, so 31 minutes is when it loops (or I should just say "cuts and starts somewhere else") again. Alright by the end this starts to get really boring (78 mins in rn). Alright track 8 starts out nicely. First minute in and it's just quiet static, which after the last 2 hours is honestly perfect, love this so far. Okay 2 and a half minutes in, some really high tones, sound like a choir. Okay this is really weird, this obviously isn't something slowed down yet... This is the most interesting thing out of all their stuff yet (excluding things AFTER this that I've already heard [IE Goodbye, Sol]). Jesus, there are these quiet subtle like almost wind tones that are just SO cool, like what the fuck even is this? OH my God, why is this actually really good? Where did those sounds even come from??? Okay, 4 and a half minutes in and we get a bass string pluck... and nothing more until 5 minutes when the quiet static starts to fade. Actually there are a couple really subtle really low pitches here and there. Static hasn't completely faded out, just quieted. More fucking weird ass wind sounds at 7 minutes??? Seriously where is this coming from????? This one's the most believable as originating from the winds of Antarctica. This straight up sounds amazing, I am really really loving this so far. I did not expect this track to start out this good, what the actual fuck. This is the fucking 6 hour track! I expected this to be another boring slowdown track!! (And honestly, it might get to that point later. But for now, this is really cool). Okay, so ten minutes in now and it's silent aside from the occasional super low pulses. This is what this fucking band does to me! I get like 25 hours of some really boring shit, then they pull this and I'm the most invested in a track I've ever been! Alright its been like this for a while (16 mins in) and I assume it's gonna stay like that, but I'm heavily anticipating changes!! I'll update later. But anyways point is, its been a while since a song has REALLY surprised me. This is why I do these super long listening projects, even though a lot of it is fucking hard to endure, it's moments like these where I'm magically the most I've ever been invested in a track that are irreplacable. Nice thick and meaty bass pluck at 21:30. Interesting small guitar note at 26:30. This really sounds too real-time to be slowed down, I'm really confused as to what this is. 27 minutes we're actually getting some much more audible sounds now, guitar plucks. If I were to separate this into movements, movement 1 would be the first 11 or so minutes where we have the wind sounds. Once those go away, movement 2 lasts until the 27 minute mark with just the low low bass pulses. Movement 3 we're in now (currently at 33 mins) with the guitar plucks (there's about one every 10 seconds, and they're quiet, but they're not bassy at all, so it's really hard to believe they orignated from something being slowed down, but I guess I'll find out in Audacity AFTER I'm done listening to this (I really don't want to ruin any surprises at the moment)). 45 minutes in and we're getting some really crunchy sounds in the right ear, then they add to the left ear and they start increasing in volume... HOLY SHIT 45:30 HAS SOME FUCKING ALIEN SOUNDS IT'S LIKE THE WIND FROM EARLIER BUT LOUDER AND LESS WINDY WHAT IS THIS????? Movement 4 has certainly started right now. The crunches have gone away and now there's this low bass rumble on top of the guitar plucks. I really thought those crunches were gonna build up into a stupid slowdown segment and have it be like "oh, this IS just like the other songs" but then there's the weird ass alien noise on top of it??? There's NO way it could've been that fucking high-pitched after a 6 hour slowdown!! 50 minutes, the guitar plucks form a steady rhythm and there's a new weird intense sound in the background. Then the guitars stop being in rhythm again (so it goes back to how it was) and it's just this super weird background noise that I can't really describe, it's kinda like compressed frog sounds but with feedback. Then they get a little louder, then HOLY FUCK THAT WAS COOL, the background noise just gets lower in pitch all the sudden then WHAT?? 52 minutes and it gets HIGHER?? It all has this delay effect on it too, this is super fucking insane!!!! HIGHER!!! and quieter too, keep in mind this is all pretty quiet, ooh at 53 minutes it's getting a bit louder, and higher pitched, oh what the fuck is this noise?? It's so fucking crunchy, definitely has a flanger on it. Oh and now it's getting louder, it's definitely in the foreground now, okay the flanger's getting faster, then slower, holy fuck this is so cool, I can't describe it, just listen from 51 minutes in onwards!! This part is so worth listening to!!! I'm like struggling to form words that encapsulate my sheer excitement right now, like the music is ACTUALLY doing something this is so fucking insane. Oh 55 minutes in it gets pretty loud (relatively, not actually), then quiets down again. This is like actually really cool noise, I love the weird ass whistles going on. THEN THE WIND COMES BACK YESSS!!!! AND IT EVEN GETS SOMEWHAT LOUD (and at some points has some super cool effects put onto it for like one second at a time). There is NO WAY this song was a slow down. This is so easily the best hour I've had on this listening project so far. It's so interesting that going into this I had a lot of worry and doubt that "Oh, I have to sit through like 5 albums of this shit to get to ANYTHING good, why am I even doing this?" and like this is the biggest fucking surprise and I love this song so much right now that ALL of my regrets and doubts are gone. I KNEW there was a point to doing all this! Fuck yeah! This is like the most satisfying feeling ever, this is a fucking reward! 63 minutes in and the wind is flickering like crazy, this is so cool. Alright talked to Roxy about this, they've listened to this before and they do actually think it's clearly a slowdown? Idk man, like there's some real-time shit going on here it sounds like, idk what but this is so so cool. Idk, I'll finish listening THEN speed it up cause I really don't want spoilers, but this definitely doesn't sound slowed down, there's absolutely none of those artifacts. Wind sound comes back at 72 minutes on top of the flickering wind (which actually really slowly changed into this crunchy thing). AND THE WIND JUST WENT Beeoww AT 79 MINUTES!!!! Oh my God the craziest industrial drone noise thing or scream or whatever the fuck this is comes in at 81 minutes. Okay, at 88 minutes what sounds like some slow down drums actually come in, but they're really pingy and flangery (really just listen to know what I'm talking about). My best guess is this is some noise layered on TOP of a slow down track. WOAH 90 minutes the noise suddenly changes to a lower pitch than the high pitch it was at, it's like a fucking cutoff (but the crunchy thing that originated from the flickering wind is still going on), then the wind comes back (let's go)! Alright, it did the sudden change again (98 mins in) but I feel like it looped the previous part. But in comes a weird guitar drone for a few seconds. Okay, there are slow drones that are actually forming notes it sounds like. 102:30 in, starts to come in this guitar amp fuzz sound. This is really noisy right now. So many noises on top of each other. Ooh, big BWAAAMM at 105. Also some super weird thuds in the background right now. Holy fuck some really weird crazy distorted scratching sounds (sounds like fucked up classical music) at 114 minutes. Really weird synths that go up and down at 118, plus some more weird scratching. The flickering stopped and it's now just the scratching and constant synth, this is so weird and intense. (Actually not synth, guitar, definitely guitar). Massiv ghost noises at 123 mins. Holy shit this sounds like ACTUAL guitar drone. NOT slowed down guitar drone, ACTUAL guitar drone, like I've produced sounds extremely similar to these on my guitar. Woah, 151 mins there's a SUPER sudden change. I've just been kinda letting this progress in the background so far, don't get me wrong, its been really great, but I've stopped writing about every change, they're all too cool. Anyways, this has sorta been slowly progressing and cycling through some of the same noises for a while now. I'm 11 minutes past 3 hours at the moment and I'll be going to sleep and hopefully finishing this tomorrow. Great track so far. Listening again the next day, let's go. Another sudden change at 16 minutes after 3 hours. This song is just as insane as when I left it. Another one at 43 after 3 hours. Okay when it does this sudden change again, the last couple have sounded like exactly the same pretty much. I wonder if it'll just loop this 30 minute section for a while. There's also this random arryhtmic clicking going on in the background for the whole time. Right now for the past while its all sounded VERY compressed. Yep, loops again a little past the 4 hour mark (I guess it's moreof a 20 something minute loop). Holy crap, a really scary noise at 4 hours 15 mins. Anyways, I think by now its been longer than the loop length and we're getting some pretty unique noises too like some super super weird high-pitch scratches (4:23:00). Oh, well a sudden change at 4:26:30, but actually not a loop this time, this is certainly something different now. Does the guitar drone on top of some SUPER harsh scratchy noise. What even is this??? Okay so later in this does sound a bit like a loop of the scratchy sounds I mentioned earlier, so there's a chance it might just be looping THIS section now. Okay, turns out I was actually out super late last night so I have to continue this on the next day (today is now the 29th). Still just as crazy as ever, and I have absolutely no clue what this could be if it actually was something slowed down. Alright, 40 mins after 4 hours and it's significantly less noisy now. A lot more bassy and just kinda low drones now. NOT in the same way as The Ultimate Fate of the Universe though, sort of like a more calm Death of Rave moment. 47, some more really high pitched compressed alien noise things come in, again super cool and surprising. I feel like I've sort of ran out of things to say, but like, this massive track has piqued my interest for the past 5 hours of listening. These high pitch noises progress slowly but like ten minutes later they're now REALLY loud and in the forefront. 5 hours in, we got wind noise on top of actual bass notes. This part in particular wouldn't surprise me as something slowed down. This is a lot like the first hour of the track actually, nice to see we're coming full circle. 5:48:00 sounds like complete silence after a slow breakdown. After that there's some small, subtle sounds still. Yeah this is a lot like we sorta reversed and now we're back at how the track started. This is really really good. 54 mins, some long drones n bass hits. Last 3 minutes happening, sounds like weird ambient night sounds, again really really cool. Alright, I'll get to speeding this up in Audacity now. Anyways, HOW WAS THAT SO FUCKING GOOD??? OK, so I sped it up in Audacity... and it makes a little more sense. Altho it sounds like a full on noise track, altho I'm really curious as to what the source material is cause it literally sounds like a Merzbow album. But, this probably was the result of a slowdown. Actually, I'm really curious to know what this source material is. There's still a couple weird anomallies in here though. Like, there are some REALLY really weird noises in there that may or may not have originated from whatever the hell this source material is. Also some loud clicking thing that sounds totally out of place, like where did that come from? There aren't any loops though like I thought there were (I think). I also do have a belief that some things could be layered on top of each other, like the beginning and end are super weird. Anyways, very welcome surprise, even if that was an unedited Merzbow album, it was still an entertaining listen, but I don't really know what to think of it, this is totally boggling me. This really brings out the "What even is music?".


Lunar

Total Run Time: 568:22

1. Gradients Of An Ageless Lunar Cyclicality (Part I: New Moon) - 15:23
2. Gradients Of An Ageless Lunar Cyclicality (Part II: Waxing Crescent) - 39:48
3. Gradients Of An Ageless Lunar Cyclicality (Part III: First Quarter) - 99:59
4. Gradients Of An Ageless Lunar Cyclicality (Part IV: Waxing Gibbous) - 117:44
5. Gradients Of An Ageless Lunar Cyclicality (Part V: Full Moon) - 30:37
6. Gradients Of An Ageless Lunar Cyclicality (Part VI: Waning Gibbous) - 78:24
7. Gradients Of An Ageless Lunar Cyclicality (Part VII: Third Quarter) - 76:28
8. Gradients Of An Ageless Lunar Cyclicality (Part VIII: Waning Crescent) - 103:18
9. Gradients Of An Ageless Lunar Cyclicality (Part IX: New Moon Reprise) - 7:14


Well, this one's certainly a bit easier to approach (despite being longer than the previous 'EP') due to the individual track lengths. This is probably also gonna be a lot more vaporwave-ey. Oh well, track one starts out with some really weird pulse noises. These rhythms make very little sense and it seems like while this track certainly was slowed down, it also has other weird stretch method artifacts. Like something else was used to slow it down this time. Then it sorta just abruptly cuts off after 15 minutes. This second track is actually super interesting. It does this weird rhythm for a while then this super abrupt and out of place change, then does some stuff over that rhythm. This doesn't feel as much of a slowdown as it does like a V/Vm style remix at this point. Yeah so it does the cool rhythm thing for a while, then bam, super abrupt change for some reason. Also all these really abrupt changes aren't actually loops (even though they might seem like it) since it starts at a different place every time. Yeah, that track was okay. Much more interesting than any Ultimate Fate Of The Universe track, but really only more interesting than track 7 on Stars. Next track continues the same atmosphere the first two had, which I'll give it this: it's a very unique atmosphere, but it's extremely cold and emotionless. It does seem to be a bit more than the general slowdown though. This one also has a really weird slow rhythm that sounds V/Vm remixed. So yeah, nothing really happens in this track other than noises that sorta just repeat. This is definitely a loop. Then does a longish fadeout, definitely wasn't interesting that whole time. Alright, 4th track starts with almost inaudible bass pulses in only the right ear. Ooh, giant rumble a minute in, OOHH after some general rumbling, some like chorus/panning effect gets put on it, this is pretty cool! This one is just like really weird cool bass sounds that originated from some pulsating effect (and this is the only one of their songs so far that isn't ultra-compressed sounding, so while it MIGHT'VE originated from a slowdown, it's definitely something more on top of it). Also seems like a loop right now. This track feels really similar to Bull of Heaven, especially in the way that the sound doesn't develop much, but it's an interesting enough sound to (somewhat) warrant its length. This actually sounds pretty close to Segment A of 209 with the pulsing things and going in and out and in and out. Pretty cool. Oh, really weirdly, the pulsing suddenly stops at 40 minutes, and it's just their general slowdown thing (I think). Actually, whatever this slowdown is is fairly interesting since it seems to be a Bull of Heaven-like loop of a short sample. Okay, so I sped it up, there's actually no loops, but YES, the beginning DOES have a weird effect placed over it and isn't just slowdown. Then it slowly fades out. Alright, that was interesting for a while, then suddenly became mostly uninteresting for a very long time. Alright, next track starts with a MASSIVE bass roar. Alright yeah, this one's definitely just something slowed down, but it's so amplified that it just feels intensely massive. The bass that clips actually provides a really interesting rhythm and creates this pretty cool vaporwave effect especially over the massive melody that comes in around 15 minutes. At 20 minutes the bass clips so hard it just sounds like a solid scratch, it's actually so cool, this is the most intense a slow down has gotten (aside from the last track on Stars). What the hell is that thing a little before 27 minutes where it cuts out for a second and plays a second then loops that like four times? That's pretty cool. 29 minutes, what the fuck is that revolving bass kick? Then it just cuts off at the end, nice. HOLY FUCK I JUST SPED IT UP IN AUDACITY, THE ORIGINAL IS A LOLICORE SONG LOLLLLLL (but like SUPER distorted, definitely some weird ass effects done to it). Alright, that's enough of this for tonight (for log purposes, tonight was the 1st of September). Okay, September 2nd. Track 6 starts out so weirdly, it's this constant pulsating ring with some weird bass wobbles going on in the background (different bass wobbles in the right and left ears). Then suddenly at 2:30, the ringing stops and it's just the weird bass pulses (which are oddly rhythmic and the right and left ear things clash with each other). Ooh, the ringing suddenly comes back in at 9:30. Suddenly goes away at 12 minutes (okay, so it'll always be 2:30 long). Ring happens again at 19 minutes. Okay, so I sped this up in Audacity and this doesn't actually seem to originate from anything being slowed down! (or at least anything recognizable, or at least WAY too many effects have been put on it to be able to at all tell what this originally was). Ooh, a different pitched ring comes in at 28:30. Anyways, it's sorta just that for the duration of the song. Somewhat interesting noises, but they got pretty boring. Although it is super interesting that this is like the most original thing they've made at this point. At the end, thhe bass pulses go away and it's just the ringing clip (there's also some really nice and subtle overtones that were in a lot of these rings). Then it suddenly cuts into the next track which starts out with BASS DRONE (of course). Bass drone changes a bit n whatnot, this is definitely something slowed down (although it's not nearly as amplified and clipping as the other ones, and might actually have some reverb over it so it actually sounds more like a Kevin Drumm-esque drone than just a shitty slowdown). Alright, I sped it up in Audacity and there seems to be nothing added to this track other than general slowdown. Yeah that track's really nothing notable at all, other than an extensively long fadeout (like 3 minutes). Next track starts with silence and some REALLY low frequency bass rumbles/grumbles/hits. God, this track is insanely boring, it doesn't change from nearly inaudible rumbles and grumbles the entire time! Yeah, I'm just gonna continue the RINGEX PLASTER .2s while doing this. Then it fades out of course. Alright, time for last track. Jesus, this one's really loud and really crunchy. Has that weird chorus effect the first two had. It does this super weird rhythm thing and has these very slight melodies in the background, this track's actually super cool! Well, that was Lunar. Parts of it were actually pretty good, and parts of it were actually pretty terrible. Probably wouldn't listen to this one again, but hey, there were a couple decent tracks and moments! They're starting to get more original too!


Solar

Total Run Time: 285:39

1. Slow Dreary Seasonal Progressions Of An Ancient Solar Entity (Part I: Winter) - 70:41
2. Slow Dreary Seasonal Progressions Of An Ancient Solar Entity (Part II: Spring) - 90:49
3. Slow Dreary Seasonal Progressions Of An Ancient Solar Entity (Part III: Summer) - 61:54
4. Slow Dreary Seasonal Progressions Of An Ancient Solar Entity (Part IV: Autumn) - 62:17


Well it's time for Solar, I don't really expect this to be very good since it's entirely hour-long tracks, but who knows I guess? It still probably won't be. Track one starts INSTANTLY which is pretty different from normal. Oh then BAM, a minute in just with a jumpscare noise (I'm acting like they created this, but this is definitely something slowed down). At least Lunar had a little bit of effort put into it! Idk, we'll just see how this is. I'm definitely not gonna finish this track tonight, but starting it on Monday, September 6. At least this first track's sonically interesting than most parts of Lunar. I actually do quite like the drone going on, even if it's source isn't all too technically impressive. Actually, aside from the final track on Stars, this is the most sonically interesting slowdown track we've got so far! I quite like it somehow, this is a really nice drone. Oh jeez, at like 35 minutes in or so, whatever track was playing just kinda stops and then wind sound for a while. Is this part of the original song or is it two things combined? Let's find out! *putting it into Audacity*. There's also some more slowed down track later I guess. The last 3 minutes are really cool actually. Sped this up in Audacity and yeah it's just a slowdown. Can't tell if it's one song that fades into another or if it's all one giant song. I really liked this slowdown though for whatever reason. Oh hey, what do you know? I did finish it on Monday the 6th! Alright, Wednesday the 8th and we're on track 2, let's go. This one takes a while to fade in. Interestingly enough, this is also quite a pleasant drone, reminicent of Kevin Drumm (although considerably less work was definitely put into it). Even though this is super bassy, this drone is actually really nice, for whatever reason I really enjoy this. That's especially interesting considering how hard I was on the other albums that they're just slowdowns, but this one actually sounds interesting! They perfected the "concept" on this album it seems like, hurrah! Ooh, at 17 and a half minutes, some really cool and loud ambient pulse comes in. This track was pretty quiet for a while and that just made things super intense. Ooh, more ambient pulses! 38 minutes in and this thing is still just solid drone, makes me really curious as to what the original sample material is. Okay.... I sped it up in Audacity... and it seems like something they actually could have 100% created on its own since the original sample material seems to be like shitty dungeon synth notes, which actually makes this super interesting. Okay, so my respect for this track went up then. If this was their own original thing (I can't imagine source material sounding this shit if it wasn't by them), they actually did a really good job at creating an atmospheric and engaging ambient track. Wow! Who would've thought that was possible? Yeah that track was great, onto the next one! (Wow, already over halfway and its only been 2 and a half hours). I don't know if I ever pointed this out, but the metadata comments on track 3 says "Free download from http://www.last.fm/music/N%C7%BDn%C3%B8%C4%89%C3%BFbb%C5%92r%C4%9F+Vb%C3%AB%C5%99%C5%99%C4%A6%C5%8Dl%C3%B6k%C3%A4%C3%A4vs%C5%A6 and http://MP3.com". Fun fact, you actually used to be able to download their stuff off last.fm, as that's where the individual tracks for Supervoids were originally located, but that has since been discontinued, probably because last.fm has turned into a piece of shit ever since they were bought by CBS. Well, this track sounds just like bass notes with no beat or anything. Semi-interesting but sounds pretty much exactly the same as one of the tracks on The Ultimate Fate Of The Universe. Ok, sped this up in Audacity and it actually also seems like something that could've originated from them. It's piano MIDI. Some actually decent composition, but very obviously MIDI sounds. Also some of these chords are awkward, a lot of looped timing, a lot of the same thing but slightly different everywhere, really feels improvised. Also by speeding it up I discovered that about 2/3 through the track, there's a VERY large gap of silence that lasts about 5 minutes. So it seems so far this is a compositionally better album than Stars. However, Stars did have that track at the end which was just endlessly entertaining despite its massive runtime (and admittedly weak nature). I imagine I'll be referring back to Stars quite a bit throughout this whole thing. I'd say we're only 4 albums through, but after this is Eternal Darkness Vortex, and after that the albums get regularly much shorter (excluding Goodbye Sol, but I'm just very very excited for that since it's probably their best release and one of my favorite albums of all time). Alright, Saturday the 11th, and I'm listening to this again, finally finishing the third track. I didn't really get to listen to this the past few days, been busy. Well, that track was slow, dreary, and seasonal. I was talking with someone on the CDR Discord about listening to these guys' discography and they responded with "I would never torture myself like that." Really makes me think about how far I've gone with this listening project thing. I mean, these guys are the antithesis to the phrase "Yeah, I listen to anything". Alright, next track starts with this weird almost static like noise. Then it pulses a bit and actually pans between the right and left ear. This is a super jarring noise and I don't know what it could be. Alright, 19 minutes in and it has this super weird alien garble noise, I need to speed this up in audacity. OOH, 19:30 has a really really cool sound of these pulsating squeaks, I'm sooo curious as to what this actually is. Okay, so I applied a 5x speed up to it... and I don't really know what it is. There's a chance it could be a prerecorded noise album, but idk it sounds too... not like one. Oh okay, after another 5x speedup, it definitely sounds like a more natural noise track. Could be Merzbow... Could be something else entirely. Anyways, the track doesn't get much more interesting from there. And that's it. Track ranking from worst to best is as follows: 4, 3, 1, 2. Excited for what's to come even though this wasn't the most entertaining thing in the world. But Hell, track 2 was an actually great track!


Eternal Darkness Vortex

Total Run Time: 1301:49

1. Eternal Darkness Vortex (Part I: Passing The Gravitational Barrier And Rendering Oneself Unable To Escape From The Consuming Force Of The Vortex) - 136:30
2. Eternal Darkness Vortex (Part II: Violently Ripped Into Countless Pieces By The Cosmic Desecrator Of Earthen Souls) - 229:13
3. Eternal Darkness Vortex (Part III: The Hypertension Of Supergravitational Physics Annihilates Time Into Vast Aproportional Linearity) - 149:52
4. Eternal Darkness Vortex (Part IV: The Observer Witnesses A Redshift Phenomenon And Is Able To See Only A False Remnant Of The Now-Consumed Victim) - 164:41
5. Eternal Darkness Vortex (Part V: The Photon Emission Rate Drops To Zero As Proper Time Returns And The Boundaries Of The Event Horizon Are Breached) - 185:45
6. Eternal Darkness Vortex (Part VI: The Inescapable Singularity Is Intruded Upon As The Atoms and Quarks Of The Body Are Obliterated And Require An Escape Velocity Of Infinite Exponence To Retreat) - 121:27
7. Eternal Darkness Vortex (Part VII: ) - 314:23


Alright, well... This is the first time they're using their Antarctica logo. So... is this a sign of something different? Probably not. Well, started it and I'm INSTANTLY wrong, because HOLY SHIT IT IS A SIGN OF SOMETHING DIFFERENT LET'S FUCKING GOOOO. Starts with noises that literally could not have been created by slowdown at all. YESSSSSSSSSSSS IT'S TRUE THERE WAS A NON SLOWED DOWN VOICE SAMPLE LET'S FUCKING GO!!!! It starts with these weird noises, then one of their signature slowed-down beats comes in, with some other super weird shit comes on top including bizzarre noises and vocal samples!!! Alright this is super great. Okay so this slowdown segment goes on for a bit with not much going on top of it after the first noises, except it's not like a ridiculous slowdown, like I think it's quarter speed, it's that fast because it's an actual recognizable beat. Makes me think it'll be done soon too. I mean we're only 6 minutes in and this is already amazing, holy shit this might beat out Stars (I mean, conceptually, it already has). Alright this section goes on for a while, but it's actually super cool, it's really intense and I think there might actually be layers on top of it, it's so weird. I so didn't expect this album to be something different, I was genuinely afraid of it. THIS is why I took up this listening project!!! Ooh, 21 minutes in, and the beat stops and it's this super calming ambient thing with guitar plucks! Yeah this sounds like it could be a megamix of various slowed down tracks, which is pretty cool, a really welcome change of pace. Alright, 44 minutes in and the track that was going on for a while fades out, and INSTANTLY, something else comes in. Weird drone/flanger noise. This part actually sounds pretty similar to the beginning of that one track on Stars. OOh, then these super weird sounding beats come in that are like these super crazy synths, but beatified. Then these super distorted and chopped pianos come in! Alright now I'm curious what happens if I speed this up in Audacity. This sounds like it could possibly be an elseq track slowed down (Though I think this is before elseq so...). Alright, speeding this up in Audacity. First track is some weird drum n bass track that's pretty cool, definitely not created by them. Ooh, it seems as if the ambient guitars was actually part of it. Or... I don't know if this was them originally or not! There's some stuff on top of this that sounds like pure audacity effects! Well... it seems as if EVERY track in this megamix is a drumnbass track by the same artist. So. Either Nanocyborg really did make every track (which I sincerely doubt), or I'm just really disappointed. And I can't really seem to find answers supporting either. Well whatever, that got boring pretty quickly and now I'm just kinda sad. What was the point in including actual sounds in the beginning if the rest of it was gonna be like this!!!! And then the track just kinda fades out and it's just over. So that's it. Next track starts instantly and we have this thing that sounds pretty weird to start out with. It's like something that was slowed down by tempo, but not by speed? But also by speed at the same time? The beat sounds super weird, but the vocals are very obviously slowed down. There's also this other super bassy thing going on that I'm not 100% sure if it's actually part of the thing or not. Like it's obviously slowed down, but it has these weird artifacts that I don't know where they come from. This album's a lot more similar to a vaporwave album than anything, cause all these slowdowns aren't actually to ridiculous lengths and each of these tracks are like combinations of a bunch of tracks. Alright, September 12th and 30 ish minutes into track 2. After around 49 minutes, the segment ends and fades out, ubt not completely. Left with this sort of rumble thing that actually lasts for a super long time and is pretty interesting in context of "Hey, this isn't a sound I've heard in a while". Then the normal stuff comes in at 52 and a half minutes, so. I suppose we're in for the long haul, this'll likely just remain like this for a while. Well actually, a new segment hasn't TOTALLY kicked in, it's just occassional bangs on top of the new rumble. It's sorta nice. I mean, this album does manage to have a lot more interesting sounds than The Ultimate Fate Of The Universe, and even Lunar, but I don't know. I guess I'll have my opinions on it when the whole thing's done. Which may be a while from now. Oh, randomly an hour and a minute in, the pitch just gets lowered, that's interesting, super sudden too. At an hour and twelve minutes, all that's left is a super low rumble for a while. After a long while of rumble and whatnot, suddenly at 1:37:30 is this loud BWAM thing. Then it stops after less than a second. Super interesting considering that for a long time (ever since the 50 minute mark) this track has been relatively quiet. And now some actually recognizable beat, although contrary to the first segment of this track, this part actually is ridiculously slowed down instead of being at around quarter speed. Suddenly at 2 hours and a minute, it's like the song being slowed down just changes, it's like it's some totally different track just randomly. We get back the weird pitched-up textures from the first segment instead of this Ultimate Fate Of The Universe-esque stuff that's been happening for an hour and a half. Actually, I think this is the same exact track as the first segment. Also I think it might've been looping the same track, but slower. Hold on, I'll put it in Audacity and see. Well, this track is actually interesting. This segment's actually fairly intense. Also I do recognize some of these sounds as they were slowed down. There was this super identifiable couple-second-long buzz that happened a few times throughout the slow segment. Yeah looking at the waveform, there's definitely some loops here, although they're certainly more scattered (a lot like the loops on the second to last track of Stars). Okay so put this into Audacity and it seems the beginning is actually some techno pop punk track, idk it's stupid. But there actually IS some bass thing underneath it that's layered on top entirely independent of whatever that is. Or maybe it's just an insanely prominent EQ. And yeah, just like I expected, the slower section is just the first section slowed down further. What interests me is that apparently just a few minutes from now is a section that gets much quieter for a while. HOLY SHIT AT 2 HOURS 20 MINUTES IT ACTUALLY DOES SOMETHING REALLY COOL. Does a chorus effect. Then a delay effect that takes over the whole thing then this super weird phaser thing that all encompasses and then it all suddenly stops and it's just a quiet low frequency. THIS is probably the quiet section now. Skimming over this quiet section in Audacity, it is the same track but with like 90% of it being exclusively bass (so some EQ trickery). This track actually is somewhat cool. Have to pause it for now (2:32:24) but will continue maybe later today or whenever. Not even 2 tracks done and we're already past the review's length of Solar (which I guess makes sense since we've listened to the same length of material at this point, Solar's not even 5 hours long). Well, seems as is 3 hours 5 minutes is the starting point of the last segment. It gets loud again, and the drony stuff comes back to a forefront. And it's just a repeat of the first segment, so here we go again. And just like that it fades out and just goes on and on. Bam. TRACK 3 TIME LET'S GO. Alright, next track starts INSTANTLY and it's this weird actually melodic drone. Then some more melodies... Huh... I like this. Sounds like chimes now. ALSO, DON'T LOOK IN THE COMMENTS OF TRACK 7 IT CONTAINS A MAJOR SPOILER FOR THE ALBUM. Oh wow, these weird ass pings are like some of the weirdest sounds I've ever heard. This is such an interesting soundscape. It doesn't seem pitched down, but just stretched out. This part (only 5 minutes in) is actually super intense. Also interesting, track 3, 4, 6, and 7 don't have artwork attached to them in the metadata. Listening again on the 15th. The super intense part (which I actually liked a lot) fades out at 33 minutes in. Fades out to complete silence. Then of course, it suddenly jumps back in with a loud bang. Awesome. The way it just super loudly clips into the speakers form these super interesting rhythms where it's sometimes some form of triplet, or solid eigth/sixteenth notes. They'll make paterns with the chord progressions too, it's actually super fun to listen to. Does another nice fade out at 58 minutes and OF COURSE comes back in loudly. These fadeouts with sudden jumps back in are so cool. Especially since the fadeouts don't have any rhythm and are just entirely reverberance for a long time until complete silence, then BAM. Sped this up in Audacity, sounds like Geometry Dash / Impossible Game songs but super bass boosted. Not anything I've heard in either game, but this sounds a LOT like Kid2Will (creator of the Fire Aura song, Living Planet's actually a pretty great album). Another fadeout at 1:27:00, of course followed by sudden reentrance. Alright, finally finishing this thing on the 19th. I've had a super fucking busy week so haven't gotten to really listen to ANYTHING for a few days (my last.fm is looking depressingly barren). Next track started and it's pretty generic basses. This might be my least favorite track and I'm only 7 minutes in. Yeah, nearly an hour in and this one never really changes. Okay, so there's a long while where the bass notes stop and it's a pretty long while of rumble that's close to silence. Then there's this interesting part at 1:29:00 where it goes silent for a second, one pop, then back into whatever it was doing before. Not intended I don't think, but a little funny. Woah, at 2:40:00, the noise suddenly stops and whatever's there becomes a lot more clear. It's this pulsating synth thing. It's like whatever was slowed down, but with all the amplified shit removed. Anyways, sped it up in Audacity, and yeah most of it's this weird metal song, idk. By the end though, that last 4 minutes or whatever actually might be something else they layered over, it's this really weird texture that's just like an electro synth arpeggio when sped up, totally doesn't match the original song. Anyways, next track starts pretty quietly. This is actually super weird. A pattern of bass rumbles with the same repeating back-and-forth quiet piano chords. And the bass rumbles actually form a really distinctive rhythmic pattern, it's so interesting actually. It gets a bit boring for a while eventually, just kinda wind noises n whatnot (more interesting than the previous track though), until suddenly at 45 minutes it just clips silent. Then this almost inaudible bass noise. Ooohh, then at 48:30 is this really cool chorus modulated noise (I think, this definitely has some weird-ass effect on top of it). Eventually, at 1:35:00, THAT cuts out, and then nearly-inaudible bass again. Okay, sped this up in Audacity, and it's some electro song for a while, until it gets actually FURTHER slowed down (so it goes through a couple layers of slowdown throughout this) then has the weird effect thing over it which actually sounds pretty cool when it's sped up. There's a couple parts in the first and second segment where they skip around a bit too which is cool. According to Audacity (I don't think I've gotten to this part yet) after it goes back to just slowed down (which at this point is nearly inaudible), it actually slows down FURTHER (which would probably be literally inaudible). Then apparently at some point it goes back to normal speed, loops a section once, then massive fadeout. Yeah this song is literally inaudible right now so I might listen to something else on top of this. Maybe a little Bull of Heaven since I have the tab open. Things go back to normal at 2:18:00. Yeah, basically follows the same structure I thought it would. The next track is actually a really nice drone track. Somewhat quiet, no peaking, no giant bass thuds. Very reminiscent of Kevin Drumm actually. Listened to like an hour of this at school and got some additional notes: "Okay, so it's not actually pure ambient drone the whole time, there's a lot of those weird, extremely identifiable slow motion bangs. Giant pulse at 1:03:00. Goes silent and then GIANT entrance at 1:05:00, that part's quite interesting. These sounds are some really nice drones. Ooh, and it does it again at 1:06:30! At 1:07:00, the drones turn really pleasant. This drone actually sounds amazing and massive. Oh, then it's a bit ruined by another massive bass thing that just kinda clips everything" (that goes on for a while by the way). So I'll finish this track at some point, but I've had literally no time to do anything this week, so I'm listening to like 3 minutes of it while I really quick write this up. Tuesday, September 21st btw (jeez, I can't believe I started this around the beginning of August, it feels like it hasn't been that long. But then again, it feels like I've been stuck on this album forever). Also keeping in mind each of these have taken an average of like two weeks cause of the giant break I took on the first album. Stars only took three or four days. Lunar took at least a week. Solar took three or four days I think, I'm not totally sure. This one's taking a really long time and we still have like 6 hours left. Gonna stop and go to sleep now, listened to about 7 or 8 minutes while writing this. Alright, it's the next day and I'm gonna finish this track! (30 mins left, let's go, let's go). It's funny how this is the shortest track here and its taken me probably the most separate listening sessions. Yeah so pretty much the same sound just goes on for a while, until about 1:57:30 when it gets REAL intense. Also the nice drone comes back on top of it! Yay, it's interesting again for the first time in a WHILE! And then that's it, there's a minute-long fade-out, but yeah. LAST SONG TIME LET'S FLIPPING GO!!! Starts out silent. Oh yeah fair warning, don't look at the metadata comments of this track, there's a major spoiler. Well, 2 and a half minutes in, and it's still silent. I swear when the track started I actually heard a LITTLE bit of bass. So there's a good chance this is something so slowed down that it's literally inaudible. Nice 5 hour track. Okay, 11 minutes in and still haven't heard a single thing. Okay, so I put this in Audacity... and it turns out this entire song is VERY long sine waves. They do change pitch... but ALL of them are impossible to hear. Great. Well, besides that one part of course (if ya know, ya know). Well I guess that's it, there's nothing more to say, I'll probably listen to stuff on top of this since I'm pretty sure my computer's not even producing sound right now. Ooh, 28 minutes in, and I can actually here some REALLY low pulsing. It's actually a super interesting noise. Listened to some of this during school today (it's the next day, thursday the 23rd of September) and got some thoughts. Also, I listened to it on earbuds which actually sound distinctly different than when I listen to it with my headphones. Was also listening to the youtube upload when right now I'm listening to my downloaded file. Gonna listen to RINGEX PLASTER while doing this because it's pretty inaudible right now. Anyways, here's what I wrote: "57:30, the pattern changes (that probably means the sine wave changed). Now it’s less of a pulse and more of a rhythmically repetitive garble. This is actually somewhat interesting considering this IS one that was fully made by them. Also, I’m assuming it’s supposed to be literally impossible to hear, but I’m able to hear weird rhythms because of presumably stretch artifacts. It would make sense if it was supposed to be silent though given the title. This track is the most fitting to any of the titles." Anyways, we're nearly 2 hours in. Woo! 3 hours! Okay here's the surprise:::::: NICE!!!! FUCKING AWESOME!!! MIDI piano followed by insane MIDI drums followed by some crazy fucking noises, then sine waves! this part's awesome let's fucking go!!! I wish they did more stuff like that. Oddly enough, where it reveals the surprise in the metadata, it's off by like a whole minute, the thing's over by the time it gets to the advertised surprise time. Anyways that's it, I don't think there's anything else after this other than sheer endurance. See you on the other side. Alright, listened to like an hour of this at school yesterday, and finishing it up tonight after a massive band competition (we won, let's go). And just like that, it just sorta ends really silently.

So yeah.. What an interesting album. A lot of it was bad. But there were parts of it that were better than any release we've gotten yet. I'm not really sure where to put this album... It sorta got worse as it went on, but whatever. That's our last hurtle. From here on out is great music!!!


(Supervoids)

Total Run Time: 107:55

1. (North And South) - 16:31
2. (Boötes) - 11:10
3. (The Sculptor) - 14:16
4. (Lost In The Darkness Of Columba) - 15:05
5. (Microscopium) - 19:07
6. (Eridanus, The Great Nothingness) - 31:48


Ayyyy, guess who found the files for these on Soulseek! Let's go!! With metadata and everything (no track comments are on any of these sadly). Anyways, if the track lengths are to give us any information, this should be the first time we get something different??? Maybe possibly... idk, (North And South) starts out with giant bass booms, followed by obviously slowed-down guitar notes. And then at like 3 or 4 minutes in, this drone comes in that also sounds very reminiscent of the slowed-down tracks. Ooh, a melody at 8 minutes! Ooh, the first actually interesting part, the melody turns into this drone that actually gets pretty loud. I like this melodic section. Then after a while of just doing its thing, it just kinda stops and into the next track. Anyways, track two is this really low frequency ambient pulsing/buzz thing that actually manages to sound fairly original (but we'll see, I should probably go ahead and put the previous track in Audacity real quick). Okay, well 4 and a half minutes in, there's some buzzing that actually manages to sound like it's not from a slowdown. Okay so an interesting development... Track one in Audacity comes out as something that seems fairly original. When sped up, it's this weird synth plucky thing that's all atonal and just has random beats, but also this super super weird effect over the whole thing that sounds like both some form of chorus and distortion. So cool, this is something different! Hey, track 2 is also original! When sped up, it's just this weird effect thing!!! Also I should mention that after a while in, there's this really high pitch that you can sorta quietly hear every few seconds. Also, this second track is actually pretty interesting, I like. Okay, if those two tracks were interesting based on premise alone (their sounds didn't carry that much for them to be honest), (The Sculptor) comes in with this crazy world-ending sound. Sounds like something massively intense is about to happen... Oh shit, and 2 and a half minutes in, this giant popping pulse, it's really weird. Although it does sound like one of their traditional slowdowns, so... might have to check up on this one (although there does seem to be a major pitch-up effect). Okay, I put this in Audacity and the result is kinda hilarious. Starts with this really fucking distorted crazy sound, then switches to some random ass house beat, which then suddenly becomes a bit slower than it was and loops for a bit. Then, some crazy V/Vm sounding voice comes over the whole thing for a bit. Some of the sounds at the end of the track are really cool because of that distorted voice, but other than that, the track gets pretty boring for a while. Ooh, next track starts off supermassive. This really overarching drone, one of the first drones I've REALLY enjoyed since Solar (And I think this might be the one I enjoy most out of everything we've heard so far). This track is (Lost In The Darkness Of Columba) btw. Yeah this is really really good. Put it in Audacity and it sounds fairly original too. Another dungeon synth thing, followed by harsh static. Oh shit, (Microscopium) starts out with this super weird atonal sound to it, it's insane! This is way better than the previous track even! It's amazing! This is the most I've gotten out of one of these tracks since the last track on Stars, and that wasn't even real! Speeding up in Audacity, it also seems to be fairly original. This is my favorite Nanocyborg track so far, really amazing sounds on this one. Onto the last track now! Starts out with this weird bassy drone, but not as bassy as their other bassy drones if ya catch my drift. Then some synth comes in and it does this weird soundscape for a while. Then, about 5:30 in, this melody kicks in. This synth melody is actually really cool and makes this super interesting soundscape with the thing that's behind it. Again, speeding this up in Audacity doesn't actually result in any revelations, this thing is original! And this soundscape is actually really cool after a while. I quite like the slowed down wind sound atop these synth melodies. These synth melodies are awesome. This is a good album! By the end of the track, it's just the wind sound as the whole thing fades out. Overall, some really amazing parts on this album mixed with some really boring parts. The great tracks are 4, 5, and 6, the first three aren't totally worth listening to.


Goodbye, Sol: A Voyage To The End Of Spacetime And Back

Total Run Time: 1056:57

1. Goodbye, Sol (<1 ly) - 2:14
2. Passing Voyager (1 ly) - 19:55
3. From Proxima Centauri, The Earth Appears As But A Darkened Mote (4.24 ly) - 9:12
4. Roaming The Alien Jungles Of Tau Ceti f (11.91 ly) - 13:12
5. Scaling The Lofty Mountains Of Gliese 667 Cc (22.70 ly) - 15:48
6. Crossing The Great Rift (300 ly) - 26:25
7. Comet Over COROT-7b (489 ly) - 16:15
8. Incoming Starquake From The Vela Pulsar (959 ly) - 15:14
9. The Star That Never Shined (1 kly) - 23:18
10. Circumnavigating VY Canis Majoris (3.90 kly) - 23:34
11. Screams Of A Dying Hypergiant (6.30 kly) - 6:45
12. The Pillars Of Creation (7 kly) - 39:45
13. Kepler's Star Reborn (20 kly) - 11:12
14. Crushed By Neutron Star XTE J1739-285 (39 kly) - 17:01
15. Uncharted Rogue (250 kly) - 14:12
16. Intergalactic Darkness (1 Mly) - 17:12
17. Touring The Stars Of Andromeda (2.50 Mly) - 32:59
18. Antennae Merging (45 Mly) - 16:43
19. Winds Of A Galactic Center (52 Mly) - 17:15
20. Synchrotron Inferno At The Heart Of M87 (53.50 Mly) - 20:18
21. Radiance Of Fornax A (62 Mly) - 17:32
22. O'Neill Cylinders And Dyson Spheres (79 Mly) - 16:26
23. Deep Space Battlefield (80 Mly) - 14:34
24. Artificial Star Generator (87 Mly) - 31:31
25. With Hyperspace As My Cloack I Dash Between Innumerable Galaxies (92 Mly) - 27:19
26. Leaving The Local Supercluster (111 Mly) - 13:11
27. Great Attractor, Culler Of Galaxies (250 Mly) - 30:32
28. Journey Through The Hercules-Corona Borealis Great Wall (9.61 Gly) - 28:19
29. Beyond The Observable (50 Gly) - 29:08
30. The White Hole At The Beginning Of Time (>1 Tly) - 22:09
31. "Sufficiently Advanced Civilizations May Invariably Leave Our Universe" (? ly) - 18:10
32. God Is A Systems Architect And The Multiverse Is An Infinitely Recursive Architectural Simulator (∞ ly) - 447:11
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀* First Movement - 13:28 (00:00:00)
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀* Second Movement - 7:37 (00:13:28)
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀* Third Movement - 21:23 (00:21:05)
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀* Fourth Movement - 124:55 (00:42:28)
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀* Fifth Movement - 10:24 (02:47:23)
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀* Sixth Movement - 21:07 (02:57:47)
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀* Seventh Movement - 31:11 (03:18:54)
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀* Eighth Movement - 20:24 (03:50:05)
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀* Ninth Movement - 39:53 (04:10:29)
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀* Tenth Movement - 48:38 (04:50:22)
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀* Eleventh Movement - 22:03 (05:39:00)
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀* Twelfth Movement - 16:50 (06:01:03)
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀* Thirteenth Movement - 21:54 (06:17:53)
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀* Fourteenth Movement - 32:17 (06:39:47)
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀* Fifteenth Movement - 7:32 (07:12:04)
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀* Sixteenth Movement - 7:35 (07:19:36)
33. Hello Again, Sol (0 ly) - 2:27


Well, here it is... What I remember as being one of the greatest albums of all time. I first listened to this after the RINGEX PLASTER listening project during my two-weeks Christmas/New Years' Break. I listened to the penultimate 7 and a half hour track in one sitting on December 30th. What an amazing end to the year. This album is absolutely stunning and perfectly executes its premise. It's massive, yet I wish it was longer. Everything about it is just a journey, it feels so amazing to just sift through. It's something that deserves a 2 week listening experience. It is the prime example of a listening experience. I suppose I'll listen to it again for the sake of this listening project now!

Here we go: Ya know, it does start out with slowed down sounds on the first track. Sorta reminiscent of what was before... Then this string pattern gets layered over it. And damn, these strings are really good. Next track starts with a voice sample over a drone! And this drone VERY clearly isn't a slowdown!!!! Let's gooo! (I mean, I sorta knew that to begin with). So this track is just this super cool texture for a while, although it does clip quite a bit in some places. About halfway through, some random morse code comes in, okay! Ooh, then about 12 minutes in, the texture sorta collapses and turns into this super weird drone that's even cooler! Then it comes back in! Alright, track 3 time, it also starts with this super interesting drone, plus random marimba sounds??? Some slowed down whatever, and halfway through this super awesome drone comes in. OOhh, and it does this super crazy pitch shifting thing too, awesome! Yeah, sorry if I don't have much to say about these tracks other than that they're good. Track 4 starts out with this amazing sound. Then, hard cut into a slightly slowed down beat with a really cool ambient texture over it (I remember this one being one of my favorite tracks). And also every once in a while, this random sorta off-beat arpeggio thing fades in then back out, it's really an insanely good soundscape. This offbeat thing actually first comes in when the beat stops at 3 minutes. This is suchhhh a good track, I love it so much! I was really intent on relistening to this album, that's actually what got me to do the listening project in the first place. There's also this shaker sample that keeps layering in and out and this string sample which I never noticed before. Ooh, then the slightly slowed down beat has its real-tempo version layered on TOP of it and it creates this really weird polyrhythmic thing. So many things get layered in this track, it's nearly impossible to believe it's the same band. Okay, track 5 time, another one of my favorites. Starts with a wind sound (Always a sign of a great Nanocyborg track)! Then just these beautiful massive synths for the rest of the track that create these absolutely stunning drones that sound so professional despite how amateur the album is! There's also some real nice noises going on in the background just to elevate the whole thing. This one here feels like a space journey. The wind sound comes back during the ending and it fades out. Amazing. The next track continues the same tones as the previous track, but with a different, much more underwater sound. This track is also really really good. Not much to say about it, but it's infinitely entertaining. Track 7 starts out with this super weird texture that every time the synth changes notes, it's this weird pulsation of pitched static. There's also this bassy pulsing static in the background that's turning this already massive soundscape into something greater. Ooh, at 11 minutes, the bassy texture just becomes the only thing and it's doing these super cool pulses. It's really amazing how this is the same band that produced 5 straight albums of slowed down existing tracks for a few years. OOH, at 12 minutes is this crazy laser beam sound, it's so cool! Then NEW SYNTH SOUNDS AT 13 MINUTES!!! And the ending is so cool, all the pitches just massively collapse and it's cinematic. Okay, track 8 starts out so weirdly. This really weird beat! This seems originating from a slight slowdown (More akin to Vaporwave, I do know this album has a lot of plunders/vaporwave on it, but that just makes it even more of an interesting journey). This is the one case where I'm not upset at their use of slowdowns, as they really do work magic on this album. Then the vaporwave ends, and randomly at 10:20, it begins again, but with a slightly but VERY noticably different sound to it. Ooh, then it's like at twice speed while being layered on its original speed, oh and THEN it's layered on it self like 4 times and becomes REAL noisy!! Then it loops the beat real quiet one last time before ending. Next track is just this massive bassy ambience that sounds like a mix of track 5 and Leyland Kirby. Awesome. Does an epic fadeout to end, just an overall great atmosphere for 23 minutes (probably gonna sum up my thoughts for most of these tracks). Track 10 opens up with a drone that is THE coldest thing I've ever heard. Felt like I just walked into a freezer, WOW. The rest of it sounds like one of the better tracks off of Death of Rave. Gets really atonal in places, in a good way. Ooh, and it does a transition into track 11 (which has one of my favorite track titles ever). Also has such a weird texture of sounds. Some really crazy sounds come in ant out, and JESUS CHRIST 6 MINUTES IN IS SO LOUD AND INTENSE, then it just STOPS and we're left with the breathing sound from the beginning. The Pillars Of Creation is a lot like Crossing The Great Rift, but even less massive (which is honestly a nice break from all the intensity, and that absolute climax of Screams Of A Dying Hypergiant). Ooh, the end is this weird rhytmic bass thing that sounds so cool. I guess it's actually not all that weird, sounds a bit like upright bass, piano, and ticking clocks on top of Brian Eno type ambient. Track 13 starts with this really weird drone, then BAM it's a vaporwave track! Crazy slowdown beat on top of these absolutely euphoric synths (the synths might be added on top actually, they themselves don't sound slowed). Then for a while the beats go away and it's just ambience. Beautiful. The next track is super interesting and has a really crazy synth melody on top of a slowed down beat of something. I quite like it, that might be one of my favorites now. Next starts out with this bassy atonal drone, very cinematic, but not too resonant with me. Then it has this really really weird alien sounding pulse going through it. Ooh, then at 4 minutes, this super unique pulsing melody is introduced!! Amazing! At 8 and a half minutes, the beat going gets layered upon itself a few times creating this real trippy effect. Suddenly at 11:30, everything fades out and we're left with this super alien wind sound that has some of the tones of the pulsing melody (but it's a different pulse or something??). Anyways, amazing track. And now... Intergalactic Darkness. This track is entirely vaporwave with (I think) nothing added to it. And it's also my favorite track on this whole thing for whatever reason. It's just... SO cold and warm at the same time, the synths are blissful and atonal at the same time, the voices are longing, the drums are tired, it's all just perfect. I've listened to this on quite a few sad bus rides, for whatever reason THIS is the track that stuck with me the most. Putting this in Audacity and speeding it up... there's actually a chance they added a bunch of skiparounds. The vocals are all glitched and don't make any sense, a lot of parts loop, the drums don't totally seem to fit. Although I doubt it, it's probably entirely unchanged minus the speedup (and clipping). Then the next track starts with these beautiful beautiful cinematic synths (this whole album is just fucking cinematic). These synths sound like tablesaws and there's some death of rave back there. It's beautiful and just lasts forever, I love it. Why is this album so great????? Is there a single bad track?? Anyways, that track fades perfectly into Antennae Merging. A shame I have to stop for tonight because that transition was so great I just wanna keep listening. Anyways, it's the next day (Wednesday the 28th) and we're listening again, let's go. Starts out with this super weird drone that I think is gonna go on for the whole song, but no! Beats come in at 2 and a half minutes and they're all slow and distorted and such! It's really cool, just like everything on this album. At 10 minutes it gets really intense, and there's this sound that sounds like glass breaking or something? Ooh, then after going on for a while (it got a bit boring by the end to be honest), it transitions PERFECTLY into the next track which is loud, intense, and like another Death of Rave cut. Haunting. It's got these really insane noises all over it too, track 19 is just an all-around masterpiece. Its got an extremely fitting title too, Winds Of A Galactic Center. Oh shoot, then 17 minutes in, right before the track ends, all that's left is this weird sound that fades into the next track which adds on a new set of cinematic synths (these ones really sound like saw blades). I keep talking about the sawblades cause once I fell asleep to Intergalactic Darkness with autoplay on and it turned into one of these tracks (don't know which one but I could easily find out) where I was thinking "who's using the sawblade right now? Oh I guess it's my dad, that makes sense" even though it was like 1 in the morning, I don't know I was half asleep, it made sense at the time. This is a really beautiful and intense track though. Sounds like the ocean on Saturn. It's beautiful, but so so impending. Sounds like the world is about to crash. Then a really doom-implying sound at the end, followed by bassy fadeout. This is the first track in quite a few that doesn't directly transition into the next. Next track starts out so beautifully. It's a Kevin Drumm-like drone. Actually with the way the melody progresses, this track fits right in on Leyland Kirby's Sadly The Future Is No Longer What It Was. Sounds just like space feels. Eventually, about 2:30 in, some dark reverby sounds get added in on top creating this absolutely haunting and isolating effect on top of the beautiful ambient chords already there. Radiance Of Fornax A is also now one of my favorite tracks here, it's so damn beautiful. Does have some clipping but whatever, these guys evidently aren't audio engineers. By 9 minutes, the melody becomes a lot more of melody than just predominant chords, they're actually doing notes and stuff in a melodic fashion. It's soooo good. The next track is almost a continuation of the same track, also very beautiful with a lot of the same noises, but with a higher pitched drone atop the whole thing. It's sorta hard to describe why these tracks are great, but this is a listening experience I heavily recommend, so just do yourself a favor and listen!!! Track 23 has the weirdest laser beam type beat so far. Okay, Artificial Star Generator time. I remember back when I first listened to this album, this track in particular was a HUGE surprise. Starts with some beat for a while, than at 43 seconds starts a VOICE NARRATION?? TALKING ABOUT NUCLEAR CHAIN REACTIONS?? Then BAMMMMM explosion!!! Then it's this slowed down beat for a while, which turns into SLOWED DOWN DUBSTEP IN THE STYLE OF LUNAR!! Super clippy too. Then at 24 minutes, it changes a little, but it's largely the same thing. Yeah this track is slowed down dubstep, a really nice change of pace, but not one of the best tracks on here. Notable really for its massive surprise factor (maybe you shouldn't have read this first). Ends with an extensive quiet wind sound. Track 25 starts with this genuinely scary pulsing rhythmic synth thing which then has some cinematics on top of it, creating a weird mixed bag of emotions. The cinematics are calming as always, but this synth garble pulse thing gives me so much anxiety, it's awesome. Ooh, then an overarching melody comes in with weird reverbed bleeps and bloops. About halfway through, it's just a drone that I don't actually find particularly interesting. It's good and all, just not as great as everything else on the album. Holds on this drone for like six minutes until it fades out. Then the anxiety thing from the beginning fades in. Then it basically just repeats the first part of the song until it ends. Next track is just this euphoric melodic drone, with a lot of pitched down static in the back. Sounds a lot more warm than some of the stuff earlier. A bit of the way through, the drones becomme entirely bass and it's quite a bit like Kevin Drumm (I quite like these Drumm-esque tracks, Leaving The Local Supercluster is a really good one). This bass drone eventually fades into the next track which continues it (yesss, I love more of this, awesome!). There's some new pitches in there though, but largely the same thing. Then the drone becomes quite a bit quieter and minimal. Ooh, at 4 minutes, a new heavy synth comes in! Then again at 10 minutes after the drone kinda got quiet again!! Eventually, these dissonant strings come in which sound like some slightly intense part of an old horror movie (again, not really sure how to describe it). The drone gets quiet again and does a long fade out to the end. Next track is a mix of euphoric synths and Death of Rave sounds. These euphoric synths are also super cinematic, but actually these are probably the most melodic on the entire album, it's quite great actually. This was one of my favorites too, it's the last track on here which has a title of an actual thing in the universe. Everything past this is conceptual. So we're close to the last phase of the album... which of course is 8 hours long. So by now we're a bit over halfway. Alright, it's the next day now, had to stay up til 1 am listening to this last night cause of homework and am the most tired I've been in a long time. Next track, Beyond The Observable, is considerably less intense than the previous. Just a really nice mellow drone this time, sometimes with air sounds. Really good for how tired I am right now, this is about to put me to sleep. About 20 minutes in, the air sounds turn into a quiet beat, then some acid synths layer on, then the beat starts to get louder. This beat is actually at a fairly standard tempo as opposed to being super slow (or I guess extremely fast for Nanocyborg Uberholocaust standards). Then the beat climaxes, thankfully doesn't reach too much intensity, and mellows out with an ambiguous drone somewhat like the beginning, and fadeout end. Good track, not particularly notable. Next track starts with a very stagnant drone, implying something coming in the future. A minute and a half in, another cinematic drone gets added on top of it and now it's bliss!! I thought from then on it was gonna become a bit different, but it's fairly unchanging drones up until 11 minutes when one of them is very suddenly pitched up. This gets really nice by 15 minutes. [September 30th] It ends really well, I think I had lesser opinions yesterday cause of how tired and hungry I was. Well anyways, time for the third to last track. The last moment before enterring the absolute portal of time that is the second to last track which goes on for 7 and a half hours. And this is quite the buildup into that, this track is VERY appropriate. It's a slowed down techno song to begin with. Impending rhythmic synths and trance beats. This really does feel like the final moments in the observable universe. And we're just shooting past the brink of visibility, going into something completely non-existent, past time, past all concievable boundaries. Into just, nothing. At about 5 minutes, the techno fades out and leaves a really dissonant and quiet drone that sometimes beeps. Also really appropriate. Also some really interesting noises within this, although they're all really quiet. At 9 and a half minutes, some atmospheric and distorted static becomes very prominent, also making some extremely strange noises. A really weird soundscape has just been created. There's weird bassy undertones too. This section clips quite a bit lol. Ooh, the techno/trance/whatever thing comes back in at 13:30!! 17 and a half minutes, it suddenly stops. Quiet static. Space-like beeping. Fadeout. Fucking perfect track. And now it begins. The climax. Most DEFINITELY won't finish this tonight. I think it's necessary to note that the official YouTube upload of this track separates it into 16 movements. First movement starts with a drone that slowly fades in and... skips around? Niceee. Real nice. I like this odd jarring loop thing they're doing. 3 minutes in, a random chorus effect gets applied, then it turns into a totally different drone. Yeah this is really cool. Then fucking choir sounds??? Yes please!!! Jesus, I forgot how good this one started out, I really did need to listen again. It's this really stagnant, but melodic drone for a while right now. By that, I mean that it's dynamically stagnant, and there's this constant undertone that it's building up to something. Even now, it seems like it's very slowly crescendoing. I mean, we're only 11 minutes in. The second movement starts at 13:28, so something big IS about to happen. Alright... so nothing's loud yet, but the main drone disappeared and it's a lot more bassy now. REALLY impending now. Just sounds like giant planets. It's a really cool sound too, not stagnant at all. Holy crap, then at 21 minutes, movement 3 starts and it's the first undoubtedly pleasant and melodic sound so far (Not that the others weren't pleasant). A lot of string sounds in this section. Still pretty quiet right now. At 35 minutes, it fades out for a second, then comes back in. There's some small guitars through this movement too. Creates a really weird atmosphere. Somewhat quiet still. At 42 minutes, the 4th movement starts, but it really just feels like an extention of the third, although it is by FAR the longest movement, and I remember it having a very extensive piano sample (though 54 minutes in and that hasn't kicked in yet). About 1:02:00 in, it gets really quiet for a bit. This segment is SUPER peaceful. Around 1:09:30, the drone becomes more dissonant than peaceful interestingly enough. Quite a subtle change, but totally changes the mood. At 1:23:00, it does the thing where it dips gets really quiet again. Don't quote me on this, but I think it might actually be looping a bit. This section isn't the most interesting to be honest, I remember being a little disappointed that this section lasted so long. It does the quiet thing again at 1:37:30. [October 1st, Friday] Alright, I don't have much time to listen today, but I'll chunk through a bit of it. Probably won't finish movement 4, but whatever. This is pretty nice, very calming, although not much has changed in a WHILE. Does the quiet to silence thing again at 2:05:30. OOH our first change in a while, as it fades back in there starts a sample of just a field recording of people talking in some place. There's a few people so it's hard to make out what they're saying (it's like you're inside a store and people are having conversations around you, you're not meant to understand what they're saying). At some point you can reallly audibly hear them talk about "A car behind you" and then it's some slightly unintelligible mumble about whatever that car did. Shortly after that, it loops back to the beginning of the field recording (there's still movement 4 synth ambience going on during this). Alright, I got surprisingly close tonight, 2:38:52, but I need to sleep. [Sunday, October 3rd] Alright, given I spend a while listening, I should be able to finish this album today (although it's already 3:15). Also, I think I've fully decided that after this and RINGEX PLASTER (and catching up on WTC) are done, I'll do Bull of Heaven. Fuck it whatever, I'm that insane I guess. For the extra long ones, I'll just be doing the excerpts (I'll be doing the fan excerpts for the ones that are really cool) but yeah. I figured it would be nice to rank them. Alright, movement 5 has started and it's super interesting. Now things FINALLY start getting louder. These super intense synth pulses, ooh and shit, a bit into it these super crazy distorted brass sounds come in!! Okay this part is the coolest part so far. This one really sounds like Leyland Kirby especially with this Caretaker-esque fucked brass sounds, this is insane! Second half of the fifth movement is even cooler since the 4th movement ambience that was in the background disappears and these longing bass chords become a lot more drawn out and sad. OOh, and then it starts doing this REALLY nice melody (nicer than anything on this track yet, this part is so awesome). Ooh, then movement 6 kicks in and movement 5 completely fades away, with these slow guitars and rainforest sound fading in. Yeah, this part sounds like it's from The Ultimate Fate Of The Universe, but in the best way possible. This is an amazing callback to their older stuff. Actually, it's not a rainforest, it's another (obviously different) vocal field recording of some store or outside of a store. Eventually, there are these also slightly slowed down windchimes (idk, maybe they're part of the field recording, but it's real nice being on top of this whole weird soundscape). Seventh movement continues with whatever slowed down track it was (or maybe a new one) but also has this really interesting ambience drone in the background. The same field recording is still on top. Actually maybe this drone is part of the slowdown, but it's REALLY good. Especially at 3:21:30. Ooh, randomly at 3:38:00 is some lady singing something, then some recorded clip of some dance song or something. This is another interesting field recording! I've been kinda tuning out lately, whoops. Ooh, now the field recording has drumming, neato, this is a sound NEVER heard of to this band. Ooh, then at some point (drumming's stopped so it's just voices now) the field recording/voice memo/whatever becomes reverbed! Eighth movement kicks in and I already like it a lot more. THIS is the rainforest sound I remember, on top of a really nice drone (thankfully this segment is an actually acceptable volume). Yeah, this track isn't as interesting as some of the other tracks on here, but it's still a real journey. Maybe just because this one is one giant consecutive piece and it takes a LONG time to build up to certain things. But it's really good overall. This drone is considerably more interesting than the other ones. Bam, 4 hour mark passed. Ninth movement starts out by very suddenly cutting off the drone from the eighth movement while the rain still plays. Then proceeding to start a similar drone in a different, lower key. A bit jarring, but a welcome surprise. Ooh, at 4:19:00, this real nice note that pitches from high to low but with a lot of reverb (Idk, that's the best way to decribe it) happens, and it sounds super cool. By the end of the ninth movement, the drone is completely gone and it's JUST the rain. There's 3 minutes left of this movement so... I kinda tuned out for a little I'll be honest, but I remember there being drone on top of the rain, and now there isn't and I don't completely remember how we got here, but I know it wasn't sudden. I mean I was listening the whole time, I just forgot to really pay attention (reasonable considering that this is 7 and a half hours long). Then, nearing the very end of the movement, the rain fades out and we get bird chirps and owl sounds! I do quite like this. Alright, movement 10 has started with quite the ethereal drone. And apparently this one is the second longest at nearly 50 minutes, so buckle your seatbelts for this one I guess. Eventually the bird sounds disappear. Or maybe they're just really quiet, it's hard to tell what's a bird sound and what's part of the texture, but I don't think I can hear bird sounds (actually right when I say that there seems to be the occasional one). Bird sounds eventually come back in, I guess they did just get really quiet. Well, movement eleven time. The bird sounds have been replaced by ocean waves and now this really different sounding drone. Sounds like Kevin Drumm, but with melody. And some of the cinematic stuff from earlier in the album. By the end of the eleventh movement, it's JUST the waves sounds. 6 hour mark hits and a very slight, higher pitched drone starts (although the twelth movement officially starts in a minute). Twelth movement does a pretty relatively stagnant drone and does away with the waves. By relatively stagnant, I mean it's no longer melodic, but a single note drone (although it does have very noticable texture changes, including a very high pitch). The note does actually change from time to time, but not in the regular melodic sense. Then that drone fades out and Movement 13 starts. i actually quite liked that movement, a nice change in pace in the drone actually having time to sonically develop rather than being another ethereal and/or cinematic "melody". Movement 13 is that though. Quite like Brian Eno with the string section. It's really weird that I remember there being a long piano section in this track considering there never even was a note of piano in this thing (maybe if you consider the slowed guitar from the slowdown selection a WHILE ago, but that only lasted for a couple minutes, and even then beats were layered on top of it). This movement's actually the most cinematic out of the entire album and it's quite emotional. Jesus, this album is so good. Alright, gonna go to sleep now, didn't finish it, but there's only an hour left. Almost done with movement 13 but yeah. Amazing stuff. This track was a bit boring for a while, but whatever, it really is amazing overall. [Tuesday, October 5th] Alright, couldn't listen to this yesterday, but today we FINALLY finish. Anyways end of movement 13 is SOO NICE like even nicer than I remembered it being. And movement 14 started and it's just amazing!! After a while of cinematics, at 6:46:00, it goes completely silent for a few seconds oddly enough. Then back to the stunning cinematic strings. At 6:54:00, some Death of Rave sounds come in on top of these already super atmospheric drones and it becomes even more intense. This really does feel like the end of a journey and it's possibly worth crying over. Fadeout. Movement 15 starts with the talking field recording again. Nice callback. A stagnant drone fades in behind it. It's the one from earlier too! There's a car behind me that's less full! Sixteenth movement starts and it's a much louder actual vocal sample, I think from some movie. This is... quite interesting. I totally forgot this is how it ended wow. Then it stops and this really intense ethereal/choir drone fades in. It's really an all-ender. It gets quieter a couple minutes from end and the last minute or so is this untra charming melodic finish. This is one of the best things I've ever heard. And now the last song. A vocal clip about inventing the universe. Some strings. A similar breathing sound to the intro track. These strings are quiet and just a really nice overall ending. Then it just sorta cuts off.

Well... We did it. That felt like much more of an experience than either of the 20+ hour long albums, because this was amazing. Every second of this was something, at least SOMETHING I could grasp onto. Some parts I tuned out of, some parts were boring, some parts felt like repeats of others, but overall this album is certainly S tier. My first time listening during Christmas Break was one of the best listening experiences I've ever had, and this time just magnified that. This is precisely why I embarked on this listening project. And now, to FINALLY discover what lies past this album. From here, I've only previewed a couple SECONDS of Parallel Dimensions, Solar 2, and 10^whatever Gs. And those couple seconds CERTAINLY didn't reveal anything other than well, a couple seconds! So I've been waiting in anticipation for SO LONG to see what this band presents past Goodbye Sol. And here we finally are.


FREE ENERGY

Total Run Time: 103:16

118. "IT WAS TOTALLY INVISIBLE HOWS THAT POSSIBLE? THEY USED THE EARTHS MAGNETIC FIELD X THE INFORMATION WAS GATHERED AND TRANSMITTED UNDERGRUUND TO AN UNKNOWN LOCATION X DOES LANGLEY KNOW ABOUT THIS ? THEY SHOULD ITS BURIED OUT THERE SOMEWHERE" (Secret Track) - 103:16


Well, this is certainly a weird one. I found out about its existence from its Rate Your Music entry, but apparently, hidden in the metadata of the Goodbye Sol tracks is a link to a sub-page on the Nanocyborg.net website, which through a series of View Page Sources progressively links to a bit.ly which goes to a mediafire link. Anyways, I have NO clue what this entails, but time to hit the play button. Well... can't say I didn't really expect this. It starts out with a weird low spacey drone, then it quickly turns into one of their slowdown tracks. Oddly enough this time, there's actually a bit of space drone over it, but I'm not sure if that originates from the source or not. It's actually really weird sounding, I'll have to speed this up when it's done. I think it loops once too. By 18 minutes, the beat is gone and it's just this ambience (this almost happened earlier, but the beat never disappeared) that sounds like it partially originated from a slowdown. This ambient's actually pretty nice. Randomly at 30:30 a square wave just starts, it gets higher and higher in pitch, then stops after like 30 seconds. Kinda funny. Definitely gives the whole thing a "what the flip" vibe. So this whole time, there were these staticy waves on top of a drone, which lasts up until about 36 minutes when the drone fades out and all that's left is the waves. Then they start decreasing in pitch very slowly. At 44:40 it does those weird data codes (don't remember what they're called, but they're under the 'Generate' tab in Audacity, and they sound like 90s motem beeps). Yeah this is painfully obviously an Audacity mangle, if the album art wasn't on-the-nose enough about that already. Those last for a solid two minutes, still on top of the waves (I think they might've stopped slowing down, I can't really tell, that was done pretty seamlessly). Stopping this tonight at 48 minutes, I'll pick back up tomorrow I think. Okay it's the next day. The ambience in the background (I mean, I guess it's foreground, it's the only thing happening. I say background cause it really seems like it's slowly fading to silence) slowly adds things on top of the waves that were there, like this odd whistling sound. Okay, at 59 minutes it's definitely back to normal volume. After messing around in Audacity, I'm like 90% sure this is paulstretch. Another one of those square wave things at 1:04:30. I think it's the same exact soundbyte as earlier. It happens again at 1:07:30, but this time with a treble-based EQ. The normal one happens again at 1:12:30. Now it's pretty fun that they're happening a lot more often. Sadly other than that, this track is really not interesting. Once more at 1:16:50. Happens again at 1:17:55, except this time it's much shorter and a sine wave instead of a square wave. That one happens again at 1:22:20. Happens again at 1:27:15, but lower pitched and with a LITTLE reverb (actually maybe not, but it sounded like when it released there was a ping). Happens again at 1:36:30. Catches me totally off guard every time. Happens again just one minute later! Then RIGHT as it releases, it does it with the square wave. This part's actually a bit interesting! Of course the square wave one is much longer. OOhhh, then as that releases, it does the sine one again, but paulstretched so it has this super ghostly and warbly effect to it! This part's interesting!!! Just took the ENTIRE song to be. Then does it paulstrecthing the square wave! As that one finishes it cuts off and there's still a couple minutes of this somewhat boring ambience left. Fadeout and done. Well that was weird. Somehow REALLY uninteresting, like that was actually surprising. And very disappointing. Kinda sad. The next ones will actually be good though, this was just a random one-off secret track anyways.


Lunar 2

Total Run Time: 61:46

1. Gaia & Theia - 14:38
2. Gravitation - 10:19
3. The Big Splash - 8:49
4. Magma Ocean - 7:15
5. Equilibration - 8:14
6. Luna - 12:34


Shortest one and the first one that's actually CD length! Listened to most of this yesterday (Friday, October 8th) in school, here's some stuff I typed up about it:
Listening to this in class while working on a project for English. This track actually starts off really cool. It’s nice that they’re sorta revisiting concepts. This is sorta like “If we did this again but actually tried this time”. It starts off with this super dark drone that sounds nothing like anything they’ve done before, and then these super cinematic strings kick in. This just feels so massive. Ooh, the drone at 3 minutes in sounds so cool and underwater. Exactly like a Kevin Drumm track. Then this super weird sounding melody kicks in, this also sounds like nothing they’ve done before! Oh and it turns out this is actually some piano with super weird effects put over it. Sounds really cool. Ooh, then 6 minutes in, some super slowed down beat comes on top of the ambience that’s already there. And like a slowed down jazz song? Then reverbed white noise???? Then crazy bangs and rumbles (but not like the ones from The Ultimate Fate of the Universe, these sound like concert bass drums)????? Then it turns into this amazingly cinematic display of bass drums on top of changing strings. This is actually so cool. This doesn’t even sound amateur anymore. Then these crazy honks come over on top of the rhythm and exactly with the rhythm!!! Fades perfectly into the next track with the drums fading out and turning into a new dark ambience that still sounds of the same universe. The track continues with its drone for a while, then develops this dully impending horn sound that eventually gains a quiet slowed backbeat to it. This track isn’t as great as the previous, but it’s still pretty good. By the end it actually turns into a really positive mellotron-ish sounding thing over a beat. That doesn’t go on for so long though as it fades out and moves into the next track. Starts with this weird beat out of slowdown AND bass drums, has a super weird melody on top of it. Continues pretty cool like that for a while until suddenly at the end the beat goes and these strings just randomly turn SUPER cinematic. Then it fades back into the beat for the next track. This track sorta continues the same beat that was just established in the previous track. It is a REALLY weird beat though with this super cool melodic ambience thing in the foreground. It’s so cool. Ends with an ultra reverb of the last note. Pretty cool, not much to say since it doesn’t develop much, but I am REALLY liking this album. Skillwise, it’s better than Goodbye Sol even if I still prefer that experience. This is the first track that DOESN’T fade into the next.
Alright, now we're back home and starting on the track Equilibration. Starts with this really interesting beginning explosion sorta sound. It's really weird too. I'm not totally sure how to describe it, just listen to it. The song is probably one of the least interesting on the album though, it does some drone and eventually turns into strings but that's about it. Fades right into the last track. Continues with a stagnant string drone until a weird slowdown beat comes in on top of it that sounds pretty cool actually. At some point it transitions into more cinematic strings over bass drums, but they're much quieter. Then it goes from that to slowed down jazz??! Actually this time the slowdown sounds pretty high quality... that's nice. Then just sorta fades out. I kinda wish it had a bit of a better ending, but other than that, wow this album was amazing! I totally didn't expect this to be even HIGHER quality than Goodbye Sol. Makes me excited for the future. Right now, it's going under it, but who knows, maybe there actually will be something better than it.


Solar 2

Total Run Time: 61:47

1. Cloud Collapse - 16:32
2. Main Sequence - 15:32
3. Supergiant - 19:51
4. Nova - 9:54


This was probably intentional, but this album is nearly the exact same length as the previous. Starts with this ultra impending glitch pulse that then transitions into this super glitched out slowdown beat (my guess is this sounds like they took the slowdown beat then pitched it up a bunch). It actually sounds really cool. Crazy weird too. It's pretty interesting the whole time, but doesn't change all too much. Next track is a really pleasant drone that fades into some odd pulses. It doesn't change much until about 11 minutes when it completely changes to a more bassy drone. This album sounds a lot more like the quality of tracks on Goodbye Sol. Does a few guitar plucks, fades quieter and then a new melodic ambient section happens. I like this last section a lot. Fades into the next track of course. This is a really hypnotic rhythm going on, then has these weird synth plucks behind it. This is super strange. Reminds me of Mars (the song). A kinda low quality cello comes in then this super glitchy and quiet beat. This is the strangest track ever, I love it. It keeps building up and adding things until around 9 minutes where it all climaxes and stops everything except the original hypnotic pulse. Does some more pretty cool stuff, then gets REAL big at 15 minutes. I have a slight feeling that this track might be entirely a slowdown. But maybe not. Fades really well into the last track, with some nice drones and some nice clacking drums. I quite like this album, though I think Lunar 2 was a bit more impactful. Ooh, around 4 and a half minutes it changes into this weird kinda funeral march thing. I'm not really sure how to describe it but it sounds like boomwhackers on optomistic, but cinematic strings. Really nice ending section, but could've had a more impactfu ACTUAL ending. Pretty good. Now onto the bonus track (yes, this album has one too).


Total Eclipse

Total Run Time: 11:44

1. Total Eclipse - 11:44


This is found in pretty much the same way as the Goodbye Sol bonus track is found: Comments lead you to an html page which when 'view page source'ed contain a bit.ly link to the mediafire link. Cool. Also the metadata of this track has the lyrics link you to the FREE ENERGY html page (the one with the bit.ly link encoded in it). Anyways this starts out super cool. This weird glitch thing that has these kinda wobbly or clippy pulsing things. Idk, it's weird. Then these cellos kick in and it sorta feels like an extention to Supergiant (these sound like the same cellos actually). Then this weird beat comes in, I guess what makes this weird actually is it's notably less weird than the past 2 hours of music I've heard so... take that how you will I suppose. This is a decent track, but not really as good as the other stuff. I can see why it's just a bonus track. I liked the beginning a lot more.


Parallel Dimensions

Total Run Time: 156:34

1. Spring - 21:05
2. Antares - 19:07
3. First Quarter - 11:38
4. Reionization - 13:19
5. Event Horizon - 18:11
6. Radiation Domination - 13:04
7. Third Quarter - 10:03
8. Winter - 14:27
9. The Cosmic Desecrator - 18:21
10. VV Cephei - 17:19


Already even before listening I really enjoy the concept of this album: do-overs of some of their older tracks, but if they actually tried (sorta like the same ideas in Lunar 2 and Solar 2!). Even looking at these names, you can see which albums these came from: Tracks 1 and 8 from Solar, tracks 2 and 10 from Stars, tracks 3 and 7 from Lunar, tracks 4 and 6 from The Ultimate Fate Of The Universe, and tracks 5 and 9 from Eternal Darkness Vortex. According to Discogs, they at some point said (and I can't find where they said this) "2017 marks 10 years of Nǽnøĉÿbbœrğ. Parallel Dimensions commemorates this anniversary with 10 re-edited versions of some of our classic tracks." This also has one of my favorite album artworks from them (I do really love their album art). The only metadata "secret" on this one is just that the comments of track 6 display the number 0 for whatever reason, maybe even on accident. Alright, wrote this all today, I'll do the listening part tomorrow, I'm hella tired. Alright, it's tomorrow now [Sunday, October 10th] here we go. Okay so Spring starts with this super nice ultra deep drone. Doesn't sound like a slowdown, just a super bassy drone. Reminds me of some Kevin Drumm and Bull of Heaven moments. This is their closest thing to true dark ambient yet. Shame it clips quite a bit in some points, but this is a super cool track, I like. Alright, Anteres starts with something that sounds exactly like their slowdowns of past. OH SHOOT. REALLY FAR IN THE BACKGROUND you can hear the melody that's from the second to last track on the Stars EP. Then it fades more in and becomes more prominent, some reverb comes over the whole thing! It's like they took this concept from the one track and tried to actually do something with it. Or maybe it isn't, listening to it more now, it seems to be just a shorter, better audio quality version of the one on Stars. It even loops for a few times. Okay so maybe this is just shortened versions of previous tracks. Now that I think about it, Spring was a really good ambient track off Solar. Regardless, this concept works a lot better than their original tracks of massive lengths that go absolutley nowhere through their runtime. Then fades out into First Quarter, some super glitched out sounds resulting from slowdown artifacts. I'll give it this: It's interesting to revisit the slowdown concept in a more condensed form, because some of the sounds actually were interesting and could've worked if they weren't parts of unchanging, multi-hour tracks. This track's also actually interesting, I remember the beat being really distorted and it also has this super nice dungeon-synth ambient in the back. For those same reasons, the tracks Reionization and Event Horizon actually work a lot better than they did in the context of their larger forms. Especially Event Horizon which is this odd series of quiet plucks now. Event Horizon also has a really nice melody that kicks in around 13:30. Radiation Domination is the piano section, so it's actually pretty nice. Especially given it's now out of the context of being a major slowdown. Third Quarter actually proves to be a really nice dark ambient track in this sense. These tracks are also so much better since they've been better mastered and don't clip to oblivion anymore. Only Spring clips, and it's just a bit. This is so much more bearable! Winter is different than the rest of these tracks cause Winter's actually still crazy amplified and is one of the very beaty sections, so it sounds like these super noisy bangs. But again, it works in this context!!! The Cosmic Desecrator contains probably the best section of Eternal Darkness Vortex (other than the hidden track at the end). The last track they include the very first clip of VV Cephei which is actually a bit nostalgic at this point, this listening project has been going for so long. So it's really just the wind noises at the beginning and doesn't delve into much of the blood-curtling shit. Anyways, decent album actually. A bit disappointed since I originally thought this would be full-on reworkings, but still these songs are better than their original counterparts.


Dark Matter

Total Run Time: 102:46

1. Dark Energy - 9:49
2. Absolute Zero - 12:46
3. Cosmic Background Radiation - 2:38
4. Nemesis - 8:55
5. Quantum Foam - 2:54
6. Graviton - 10:27
7. The Noosphere - 13:10
8. Tachyon - 3:22
9. Black Body Radiation - 4:26
10. Manifold - 8:30
11. Supersymmetry - 3:11
12. Dark Matter - 22:37


Another super interesting one conceptually. Its track titles (which I've censored in case you want to find them out for yourself) are only revealed via a somewhat elaborate puzzle that takes you through quite a few hidden webpages. This album also has a bonus track... maybe. Actually probably not. I'm not sure. Point is, when word got around that the track names were figured out, Nanocyborg put out a comment on one of their YouTube vids (I think it was the full upload of this album) saying "Congrats on completing the warmup. Now find the hidden track." I wouldn't put it past them that there's actually no hidden track and they just made that up. But maybe there is and just nobody cares enough about this band to find it. Anyways, time to actually listen to this thing rather than just talk about it. First track starts out with this real low quality synth sound. Then some small ambient sparkly things come in the background about a minute in. It's a pretty cool atmosphere, some real nice subtle effects here. Sounds a lot like a cut off Goodbye Sol. Actually after a while, this track develops this super calming atmosphere that doesn't stray into the cinematic territory and manages to be one of my favorite things I've heard from them. Then the next track's this absolutely haunting atmosphere. This is already proving to be a brilliant ambient album. Around 5:30, this ammbient background starts producing these super nice super weird pulses of melancholy that are louder than anything previously in the song. Third track starts with these super gritty phaser pulses and these weird clipping square waves, this is maybe the most interesting sound they've created. Because it's so short, the fact that that noise lasts the whole length of the track is actually a GOOD thing. Next track starts out quiet and sounds like these weird cosmic static pulses that are super into the background but then these really loud glitches come up on top of it and now THESE might be the weirdest sounds this band has created. Then this Stars of the Lid-esque ambience comes in and wow, this track is actually amazing. Even some synth plucks come in near the end!! This is one of the strangest, but most calmingly amazing atmospheres I've ever heard, and this might actually be their best track they've made. Well, best track under an hour. Track 5 takes a bit to actually be audible, but it's this really crunchy and quiet manipulated static that produces a super interesting noise wall of sorts, though it IS super quiet. Track 6 is a bit of a quiet melodic track. The melodies sound like slowed down voices, but they also might be timestretched and transposed to actually create the melodies. But they sound like the sounds ORIGINATE from voices. At 4 minutes though, this distorted vibraphone-ish sound comes over it. Yeah, this album is definitely better than Lunar 2, and that was an amazing album. The question: will this beat out Goodbye Sol by the end? I don't think so, because while this album is really cool, I don't know if I'd think AS highly of it if it were simply under the guise of a normal ambient album under some other artist's name. But it's the context that counts, the whole theme of space is incredibly interesting and the artist(s) behind it actually do make the overall project more impactful! Meanwhile, Goodbye Sol is just simply amazing. Although by now, this particular track has surpassed "great" status and become amazing. And right as I say that, turns out there's ten seconds left. Oh jeez, track 7 starts out with this super strange and rhythmic metallic texture. Then this super distorted voice comes into the background, and then what sounds like slowed down gamelan fades in (ALWAYS love gamelan). And just as I was thinking that this track isn't too interesting as it goes on for a while, around 5 minutes in, this really high pitched texture comes in and I can't tell what it is at all. Some voices or breathing? I have no clue it's something that sounds completely out of place, but in a somehow good way. Randomly at 10:30 the original noise stops and becomes this weirdly bombastic and cinematic background noise atop the continuing slowed down gamelan. Actually I think this background noise might be a slowdown. It's hard to tell anymore. Track 8's a pretty cool rhythm but it tends to fade into the background and not really go anywhere. Track 9 starts with this soothingly obnoxious pulsing alarm-esque sound, again, really interesting. There's some experiments with filters and reverb done to it progressively. Then about 3 minutes in, this super intense beat comes over it, easily the loudest thing on this album so far. Track 10 isn't too interesting. Track 11 has probably the highest pitch sequence of loud pitches in a row, since it goes through this somewhat sizable section of higher pitched melodies for a while. Anyways, it's now the next day, Monday, and we're on the last track. Starts off super quiet with these fleeting textures. At 6 minutes these weird pulsing slighty melodic tones come in, sounds sorta like number stations but it's very obviously its own thing. Then at 8 minutes, these very subtle bass drums come in and make this super quiet drone a lot more impactful. They also have this subtle melody in them. Then that melody slowly fades into the foreground. The beat fades back into silence a couple times. After fading back to silence for a while, at 16:30, these piano and chime notes come into the foreground. They were here earlier, but much quieter. Then it just ends with a fadeout of a quiet and ominous drone. Brilliant ending. Brilliant album. These are some sounds I never really expected to be made by them, they sound so professional. I love this.


ἐπιστήμη & τέχνη, Marching Hand in Hand to Ω•

Total Run Time: 137:18

1. ἐπιστήμη & τέχνη, Marching Hand in Hand to Ω• - 137:18


Finally - the trilogy of extremely long singles that I've been excited for this whole time. I have absolutely no clue what any of these will sound like, but I'm very hopeful. These had the BIGGEST draw in factors. Starts with this really nice ambient fade in, then these electro pulses coupled with super-reverbed strings. It sounds ultra cool right now. These electronic pulses get reverbed at points. It's an extremely interesting texture. Some metallic sounds too? A couple separate string tracks layered over each other? Then some other separate pulses which sound like interesting synth plucks. This is so interesting and we're only 4 minutes in!!! Quite a few layers and it changes quite a bit. Then at 8 minutes those textures all go away and it's then this SUPER interesting beat paired with these really weird pulsing textures, this is insane!!! It countinues these insnae beats, slows them down some, adds impactful melodies up until ONLY 16 minutes in (this is insanely variant for an over 2 hour piece). Then the beats fade out and reveal this quiet, but amazingly calming drone. At 22 minutes in, these really interesting pulsing strings come in. And then they fade out to reveal this melody that comes in at 23 minutes but quickly gets pretty distorted. Then this other weird distorted thing fades in, leading into a slowed down dubstep segment (I think). Wow, if this continues as amazing as it is, this might pass Goodbye Sol... I don't know how I feel about that. Then THAT turns into just another super interesting beat with this weird manipulated static over it. Then it goes into a DIFFERENT beat that plays its course while still developing for quite some time. There's points where it sort of fades while something else overtakes, there's points where other ambience comes on top, there's points where it's quite a bit more staticy, there's points where there's less treble, etc. It still manages to be pretty interesting the whole time. The beat ends at 44 minutes leaving just a weird set of a few ambient textures layered over each other, then this harpsichord like synth pluck melody comes in. Then it really sounds vaporwavey, with those calming synth plucks atop this quiet and slowed beat. Then these other synths come in! This sounds like it might be a slowed down Autechre song... It fades out around 58 minutes where this weird chime pattern comes in that continues to be super calming as well as interesting. At 67 minutes, a new beat comes over the chime patterns and continues a calming atmosphere similar to the Autechre-sounding one from before the chimes. Starts a pretty cool melody actually, I quite like it. At 75 mins, it fades out and now it's bass notes on top of windy sounds, which again is quite cool! Then this stagnant low pitched sawtooth wave thing comes in with a pulse on top of it. Then these impending strings. A weird series of string pulses. Then those completely go away and this vaporwaved thing at 80 minutes comes in, not totally sure how to describe it but it really just sounds slightly slowed and reverbed, also it's a lot more in the background than the foreground. And then it becomes a totally different beat too! So yeah, some other super weird stuff happens. It's surprising how much you miss if you tune out for just a little. At around 1 hour 45 minutes, it gets pretty quiet for a while, with just some almost inaudible guitar plucks. Then a somewhat loud marimba note at 1:48... Then it goes into this pretty impending doom beat section. Then it goes into ANOTHER one! Then this other quieter drone section, followed by another really cool beat with these melodies that do a lot for me. The the beat goes and it's just these really strong melodies. Then, this marching field drum kicks in with this cinematic music behind it with just 5 minutes left. Then it ends with this dubstep thing. Pretty cool. Doesn't actually do a fadeout like all of their other tracks, ends with the thing. Yeah this song is great, amazing even. Still ranking Goodbye Sol higher just because this has some parts that don't do as much for me and maybe changes a bit too fast to just random things. But still amazing.


10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Gs of Artificial Gravity

Total Run Time: 100:44

1. 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Gs of Artificial Gravity - 100:44


Alright, for real this time. I'll be real, I got a little burnt out after the last one, so I've taken some time (also I haven't really had any time until now) and it's currently [SATURDAY, OCTOBER 23]. Printing some CDs right now and listening to this one. It actually starts out pretty dope. Some high pitched drone thing, then this slow, but ultra bombastic beat with crazy synths behind it. Then the pitches start increasingly going up, and it hard cuts into another really bombastic thing. Around 7 minutes in, it starts to clip through the speakers pretty bad. Its only been 7 minutes and we're already 3 segments in, wow. Anyways, not too much to gush about here, although it's pretty cool for a very long time. Unlike the last one, it doesn't switch from ambient section to beat-based section, it's just entirely beat-based. This one also focuses on a lot of harder electronic stuff (think dubstep type shit). Though it's pretty cool! Feels sorta like a really off-kilter DJ mix of sorts, though also like it was generated. Those slow cymbals always sound super nice too. Sometimes it sounds like tracks off of Goodbye Sol. Ooh, then at 39 minutes it does a shift from the beats and starts doing these ethereal trance synths on top of this really nice ambience. The beats come back in, and this super nice ambience is still there, it feels fatiguing in just about the best way possible, just like a super chillout track, but with super-blasting beats on top of it. Kinda like You Fantastic! Oh jeez, at 46 minutes, some of the loudest beats in the entire thing come in and again, somehow it really works! This whole thing has just been building up for the past entire length of the song, and I feel like this time the project actually has a lot of direction whereas ἐπιστήμη & τέχνη, Marching Hand in Hand to Ω• lost points for its lack of direction. 54 minutes in has some REAL interesting rhythmic noise, I can't tell if it's part of the sample, sampled from elsewhere, or generated. Segment 79 minutes in has some really nice synths, plus around here it gets super intense again. This whole track really is just awesome start to finish. Ends with a real nice drone fadeout. Absolutely brilliant.


The All

Total Run Time: 190:26

1. The All - 190:26


Well... here we are. The last one. Currently [MONDAY, OCTOBER 25th, 2021 (we have the day off)] and embarking upon this absolute journey. Unlike the last couple I recall this one being primarily ambient (I think I remember coming across this album before anything else by them a few years ago then promptly forgetting about them). And yeah, it starts with this booming, all-encompasing ambience that's actually amazing. There's some guitar eventually, but it's not in the harder beat-based style of the previous two, it's in an ambient style, serving greater effect. This is starting out amazing, if it continues as powerful as these first 7 minutes, it could easily be their best work. And holy crap, 15 minutes in right when I was thinking they couldn't top themselves, these AMAZING synths come in, with absolutely perfect texture, everything just feels calm and impending at the same time, this is an almost unrivalled texture. Reminds me somewhat of Leyland Kirby's work. Then there's this long piano section with still an amazing drone behind it! And then at 27 minutes in, another weird synth patch melody! So what I'm getting from this is it's gonna be like the last release, except instead of being somewhat of a DJ mix of weird slowed dubstep, it's gonna be somewhat of a DJ mix of weird slowed melodies/ambient textures (which is really just amazing of course). There's another piano section that clips pretty badly. First beats kick in at 42 minutes on top of a stagnant drone and a fairly dissonant and disjointed piano section. Some of these sounds get super trippy. At around 50 minutes or so, it actually has quite a few different sounds layered on top of each other, layering in an out, it sounds quite chaotic, but awesome. Holy shit, at 54 minutes, all the sounds go away for this super euphoric synthline. Yeah this whole thing is a lot more euphoric and chill than most of their stuff. Less cinematic and impending. Every section is just so great that I can't even mention all of them, it's insane how well this is being executed. Ooh, at 84 minutes, a field recording comes in! This really is just if God Is A Systems Architect were shorter and better executed. Also some slowed vocals on top of it which sound amazing! (Because they're quieter). This section's insanely powerful. The piano here gets super impactful as well. Overall, some amazing textures that are unique to this release only and completely struggle to be emulated elsewhere. There's still an hour left and it's still relentlessly amazing. This extremely long piano/drone outtro is where it loses some points for me, it's basically the whole last third (an entire hour) of the track. Don't get me wrong, it's still awesome and amazing, it just gets very boring after meandering for a while. But it definitely feels like an end of the entire band. I don't think they're gonna come back this time. Ok after that segment, the last 20 minutes start with a beat that comes in, then it suddenly becomes a faster version of itself. At the end it becomes the LOUDEST its been the entire track and just full on climaxes into this cinematic impending beat on top of these pulsating synths. Then that fades out, and some of the textures from earlier in the track come in. Then they slow down and it's this super weird dissonant cacophony, sounds similar to Bull of Heaven actually. A short fadeout and end. Wow. Amazing. It's really sad to see this come to an end, the band thats been torturing me since the beginning of August. And now it's the last week of October. Here we are. I can't believe I've done it. This is quite possibly the hardest listening project I've ever embarked upon, yet I can't say I regret it. This was the most fun one since RINGEX PLASTER, although certainly less rewarding at times. Really felt like I was chunking through something big though. Portioned absolutely perfectly. Goodbye all. Time to finish the RINGEX PLASTER reviews (if you didn't know, I had started working on the .2 EPs, currently I'm actually pretty far through the 34 hour one. Also they released 3 new albums and EPs, so those will keep me busy for a bit). Seeya!


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Total Run Time: 119:46

1. I - 11:07
2. II - 5:10
3. III - 13:43
4. IV - 4:37
5. V - 25:10
6. VI - 10:12
7. VII - 6:06
8. VIII - 14:41
9. IX - 19:17
10. X - 9:43


And we all thought they were gone for good. But they're back!!! In sort-of celebration (but mostly because my life is terrible right now), I've started listening to Bull of Heaven's 2-month long album, 118: The Chosen Priest And Apostle Of Infinite Space. Anyhow, this is insanely exciting, and I found out about this like a month late. Probably my favorite artwork out of all of their albums, they've always been great at that (although I think this is something AI-Generated, then manipulated). Well, first track starts with this slow looping beat which sounds pretty cool as well as these looping pads. Then about halfway through, this beat which sounds like it was made out of paulstretched percussion comes in. And then some sort of melody thing? Idk, this one's pretty minimalist. Some pretty cool springy sounds at 6 minutes in. Track actually ends up going through a lot of development, then at the end it's just a steady bass drum with nothing else. Pretty cool actually. Second track starts with this super cool glitch effect thing. Probably one of my favorite noises I've ever heard from them. And then there's a strange little melody thing that comes in about a minute in. Pretty cool track, I like it better than the first one. III starts with some iconic slow percussion and this insanely cool reverse melody thing that's super pleasant. Speeding it up in Audacity... yeah it doesn't sound like they made it, sounds like an unedited trance song :(. So does I actually, damn. II at least sounds entirely original. IV is a full-on ambient track with a lot of higher frequencies. Likely a combination of multiple layered atmospheres, but whatever, it's cool. V starts with this slow piano that develops a few of itself layered over itself with some effects on it. Then there's some really interesting pixellated textures in the back. Definitely my favorite so far, and we're only 4 minutes in. Also sounds pretty original so far. Yeah it sounds like a full on Leyland Kirby track. The piano is definitely sourced from somewhere, but I really love what they did with it. Then these strange notes come in at 11 minutes and they're totally out of key, this is so strange but I love it. Then it's like a whole other song takes its place, and I'm pretty sure this one's a slowdown. I'll check when it's over. At this point, these guys are vaporwave artists. Anyhow, just sped this up, and I think they did actually layer a few things on top, so it's not ENTIRELY slowdown. Track VI is almost definitely some dnb track slowed down. It's got an amen-style beat to it anyhow. Holy shit I think this is the Impossible Game practice mode music. Lol that's amazing. YES THAT IS WHAT IT IS. Track 7 is some Muzak thing slowed down. Actually I think they might've done the loop themselves and layered some strange jazz piano over it. Along with possibly a reverb effect? Not too sure. VIII was a real nice atmosphere. Seems to be not much more than synth pads they slowed down, but it's nice. It does get a bit dissonant sometimes which is nice. Yeah I think they created that one entirely on their own. Sorta like the dungeon synth track from their very first album. IX has some super crazy sounds, a lot of slowdown stuff too. Yeah this one might be entirely slowdown, not sure though. It could be an assemblage of textures. It's some crazy sounds that *could* be a slowed down synth, but I'll have to check after I'm done listening. Okay so I put it into Audacity, it's a loop of three chord progressions that happens 9 times with some extra effects that slowly get added. It's an alright track, not really that interesting. I quite like the atmosphere in this last track. Really nice ambience. It got boring, but whatever. Overall, mediocre album that I don't really care too much for. Nice to see a comeback though, I'm excited for the future. But I want more ridiculously long albums. There hasn't been any listworthy in a while. We need another Goodbye Sol type venture!!!


II

Total Run Time: 142:22

1. I - 4:46
2. II - 8:35
3. III - 11:31
4. IV - 6:18
5. V - 11:00
6. VI - 4:18
7. VII - 12:18
8. VIII - 9:30
9. IX - 8:32
10. X - 5:42


Well, I certainly didn't expect this. ANOTHER Nanocyborg release pretty soon after the last one, seemingly a companion album. Well, on their YouTube they did put out a couple ten hour versions of tracks from the previous album. Not going to be reviewing those because they're just YouTube videos and also they're loops of tracks from the previous album. So while it might be nice to sit in that atmosphere for a while, it's kinda pointless. Again, sorry these projects have been taking so long for me to update. I have been listening to the 2 month long Bull of Heaven album (it's actually almost done. Today is Wednesday, December 21st, I'm on Christmas Break, and there's like two days of this album left). Anyhow, now that I have a bit of free time, I'm gonna try and catch up on some listening projects. I think what I want to do first is listen to this, then get through the WTC compilation, then re-review RINGEX PLASTER 1.1 (that's the last thing I have to do in the RINGEX PLASTER universe). Right now, I'm listening to Hymn to the Immortal Wind by MONO. Recently got into them, they're an amazing post rock band. This album's great, but Pure as Snow and Everlasting Light are by far the best tracks.
Right, so immediately this one starts out way noisier. I mean, it's basically a noise track until it launches into this super heavy and impending beat (almost definitely a vaporwave of something). Second track is even more hardcore. The bass of this beat absolutely POUNDS. Yeah, so these tracks are considerably more electro-industrial than before. I mean, they're alright so far. First three tracks have more or less been vaporwave electro-industrial shit. VII is weird, it sounds like it could straight up be an Autechre track. Yeah, it's not a very good album. SUPER obvious vaporwaves here with almost nothing added on them. Unless I'm mistaken and all of this is 100% original. Which you shouldn't fault me for being weary of.